Control the Throne

To me you have the weight of a piece of paper.
THRONE GET
 
Suddenly, out of nowhere! It's Neptune, sporting his Jonathan Frakes costume!

Ohai.

[me=Neptune]kills LakitutheQuick and Pandapowah, among possible others (i'm too lazy to check) for saying the two most banned words in this thread.[/me]

Yup, I'm still gonna milk this, even if it takes me right up to your doors and slapping you all in the face to get the message through.

[me=Neptune]returns back to Minecraft.[/me]
 
I punch you so hard, that it kills you, sending your corpse flying to the right, so that the shockwaves push me further to the left
 
Corpse = dead body

I killed you, now you're alive suddenly? Doesn't make much sense, but either way...

[me=Neptune]sneaks further to the left[/me]
 
Nonononono, you see, here's the funny thing. When I say I killed...

I KILLED.

So accept the fact that you're dead, and let me sneak FURTHER TO THE BLOODY LEFT.
 
I let you sneak to the left, but here's the thing. Ever killed one of them annoying spies. Then you take a walk and you see somebody who looks awefully similiar to that spy you killed. Don't lie to me, it has happened. It's because of this thingy:

250px-Dead_Ringer.png


It looks like a simple clock eh, think again. It's the Dead Ringer, it'll create a fake death, and leave the real one invisible, and as an added bonus, it'll reduce the damage taken, and all those wonders to let the spy get away and stop spying and live a less spying life or give his intelligence to his boss. Except I modified it to only reduce damage. You sorta killed me, not. It was strong enough to get me into a near death state even with the Dead Ringer. In fact, I'll move you slightly to the left and leave the throne.
 
LN1 said:
I let you sneak to the left, but here's the thing. Ever killed one of them annoying spies. Then you take a walk and you see somebody who looks awefully similiar to that spy you killed. Don't lie to me, it has happened. It's because of this thingy:

250px-Dead_Ringer.png


It looks like a simple clock eh, think again. It's the Dead Ringer, it'll create a fake death, and leave the real one invisible, and as an added bonus, it'll reduce the damage taken, and all those wonders to let the spy get away and stop spying and live a less spying life or give his intelligence to his boss. Except I modified it to only reduce damage. You sorta killed me, not. It was strong enough to get me into a near death state even with the Dead Ringer. In fact, I'll move you slightly to the left and leave the throne.

NO YOU ARE BLOODY WELL DEAD I WATCHED YOU DIE

NOW USE A 1-UP MUSHROOM AND SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH EXCUSES ABOUT HOW I DIDN'T "KILL YOU"

[me=Neptune]walks ANGRILY to the left[/me]
 
LN1 said:
I told you this thing made me look die.
You watched me die, but you can't confirm just on that. This world is messed up, you might as well be dead right now.

I FUCKING KILLED YOU. NOW HERE'S SOME LIFE FORCE, YOU ARE NOW BLOODY WELL ALIVE AGAIN. NOW STOP PESTERING ME, AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I KILLED YOU AND LET ME MOVE PEACEFULLY TO THE LEFT.

[me=Neptune]moves ANGRILY to the left.[/me]

Hmm...I'm almost there...
 
Come on, is it really that hard to just SAY you died? Frankly i'm getting sick of all the death evasions here.


Anyhoo, moving towards the left.

[me=Neptune]suddenly ups and sprints towards his destination. He is sprinting towards an undefined object! At the arrival of the object, Neptune replaces the object with a replica of the object, then hides the object, and runs straight back to the main area, literally sprinting, past the pillars of Ghost Jam, even past the throne, and back to the keep, where he locks himself in the throne room.[/me]
 
Eh, whatever, it doesn't matter anymore. I got my prize! xD

[me=Neptune]snuggles his prize while locked away in the throne room[/me]
 
I shoot Bane with a old styled cannon and take over the throne!
 
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