Control the Throne

[Specific Neptune]

You think only Udani have magical powers. You think wrong. I am the Yoshi Wizard! I get out and eat you all.

Like I said

We do not THINK. We KNOW.

All in a hallucination again.

 

[Pandapowah]

So who has the throne?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

YOU ARE HALLUCINATING! In your hallucination there are only Udani wizards. You are actually in my dungeon, going crazy.

 

[Specific Neptune]

^ignoring his delusions.

So who has the throne?

Well during all that talking I had with that YoshiMonsta and his delusions of grandeur, IcicleRain (who has the throne), Blue Koop, Wario Bros. and GalacticPetey have already visited the council, and are currently making their way past Bowserpedia and to Bulbapedia. Meanwhile, I am with the Udani discussing certain matters.

 

[GalacticPetey]

screw this.

* GP punches yoshimonsta in the gut and flies away, tired of all this shit.

I'll come back if you need me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I defeat you when you try to fly away, i jump and slam you to the ground with my tounge and then escape and defeat Iciclerain taking the throne.

 

[Specific Neptune]

First things first - Time Lock. How can you be moving with the time lock still stuck in place. Secondly, I want to know how you got from one place to another within seconds. Third, the throne is still with IcicleRain, and I'm sure she'd love to destroy you, once she's done with her task.

She's already at Bulbapedia. I'll break the lock for you, however there's no point in trying to get the throne now, as she's most likely taking a ship to other lands far, far away.

Face it, my lad, you've lost the Throne.

However, I'm a kind man. So here's my proposition. You can take as much treasure as you want from my vault.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

How about you just let me free? There is no point of having the treasure if I can't do anything with it, when your stuck in a time lock treasure doesn't do you much good. Ya know?

 

[Specific Neptune]

I already did. If you follow me, I'll take you to the treasure room. Then you can take whatever you want from it.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Um I am going to take only $100,000 worth of treasure from it. Barely makes a dent in the huge amount you have.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Fair deuce then.

 

[Pandapowah]

What? No traps in the treasure room?
Boring...
*Panda throws his bag of popcorn to the ground and leaves*

 

[Specific Neptune]

That's what you think...

 

[Lolcrawler]

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

we are all doomed ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Specific Neptune]

I don't even know how to reply to that.

 

[Lolcrawler]

Sorry. Bad comedy on my part.
I keel you

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Well, I avoided the traps and went to my secret lair taking my king (Lolcrawler) with me.

 

[Lolcrawler]

I take the throne while you fools are gone. 8) 8)

 

[Specific Neptune]

You! Here!


Throne! There!


Throne is not here! It's there!

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I use my new resources to hire mercenary assassins and kill off some of the major people in the throne owners army, weakening greatly. I send an assassin and kill the panda that farted on me. He deserved it by being messed up in the mind. Then I assassinate GP, and he Is dead once and for all.

 

[Pandapowah]

*Assasin takes of his mask and reveals to everyone that HE IS Pandapowah

 

[Specific Neptune]

You said you barely made a dent in my money.

What does that tell you? It pretty much tells you that I'm ready with trillions just to hire more people to defeat YOUR people.

Check mate.

 

[Lolcrawler]

He is not going to die that easily smart one! Send creepers! Scuttle bugs! Kittens! Yoshis!

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Well I have my people to well trained for anybody to attack and defeat anyone of them.

Check mate.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Careful. I can easily freeze you both through time again, and we can start this ALL over again.

I'm ready to hire your guys for an even higher price, and I'll STILL have trillions left.