Control the Throne

[Shyghoul]

I remove the throne and sit on it.

 

[Stargatedalek]

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE. (Ha ha) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
who needs a throne
not you
but I do


I place the throne in a highest security lock down

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I stick corrupt personality cores in GlaDOS, shutting down the security.
Throne get.

 

[Stargatedalek]

the incredibly stupid Wheatly reactivates me, I then surround you and him both with turrets

I then casually take the throne and return to doing the necessary tests on it

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Joke's on you because I swapped the template turret with a defective one. I start a core transfer with you and Wheatley, then have Wheatley stick you in a avocado.
Throne get.

 

[Stargatedalek]

darn, thats even worse then a potato.....

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Hahaha

 

[Stargatedalek]

avocados have fruit juice, which I squize in your eyes

Wheatly then kicks both of us outside, not realizing he has the throne

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I send Wheatley to the Moon. I then put you in a juicer and sell you as avocado juice.
Throne get.

 

[Stargatedalek]

I manage a transfer to the primitive yet still effective juicer, sticking your head in said juicer

I then manage to reach a vehicle with a connected computer and return to the center, where I then realize being GlaDKIT isn't all too bad, but still I return to my normal self

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I blow up Apature Science.
Throne Get

 

[Stargatedalek]

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me

So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there on the throne it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive.
and then the throne will be mine

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

That should be a song.
I STILL have the throne.

 

[Shyghoul]

I stab you and sit back on the throne.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I have ninjas avenge me and kill you.
Throne get

 

[Shyghoul]

I revive myself and shoot you,I then sit back on my rightful place on the throne.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I had the ninjas hide a time bomb in the throne.
Throne get

 

[Shyghoul]

I get up and lock you in a dungeon,I then sit back on the throne.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

Unknown to you, that was actually my doppelgänger. I chuck you inside Moby Dick and take my throne back.
Throne get.
I can go like this all day.

 

[Shyghoul]

I burn you to death and then I sit on the throne.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

I use a giant magnet to pull the throne to me and away from you.
Throne get.

 

[Shyghoul]

You are still dead from when I burned you to death,so I am still sitting on the throne.

 

[Stargatedalek]

(it is a song, I just changed it slightly)

I use an electro magnet, inherently more powerful then normal magnets, and pull the throne to me, such magnetic properties of the throne render my further study

 

[Shyghoul]

I lock Star in a cage and then I sit on the throne.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

The thing that was actually burned was a cardboard cutout of me.
I throw you into the sea.
Throne get.