Control the Throne

I survive and throw you in a random nearby lake,I then sit back on the throne.
 
I freeze the lake, then attempt to suck up to Nazgul to let me do the necessary tests on the throne
 
Thank you, *completes tests*
here is your throne returned
a companion cube is sitting on the throne
 
I stab SOS again, just to be certain, then I begin work on creating a new project, the companion throne
 
I set up bombs everywhere
 
Hello, care to play real stakes battleship? here's how it works, I say something like, 3-SOS and a giant peg falls on him squashing him into the ground, care to play?
 
I make a bet with Yoshi that I can go around the would in 80 days with my assistant Passepartout,
I then win the bet and get the throne, I sit on the throne and I chuck garlic at Nazgul.
 
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