Control the Throne

I have restarted my taco restaurants. Hopefully my new location should increase sales, and decrease the chances that Stargatedalek drops a building on them.
 
I run into the scene

So, how's everyone doing right now?
Tacos?
Everyone is sat around eating tacos?
Ah crap, I just missed the sale?
Look, I need those tacos, please

The police arrive and arrest me.
HELP!! HELP!! I scream.
EVERYONE MUST HELP ME PLEASE!!

This doesn't make sense, does it?
However, if you read between the lines, it will.
Right now you're all like "wtf's going on?"
Oh, once you read between the lines...
No one will ever question me again.
Everyone will worship me, heheheh....
 
God, this game has turned into a mess, I think this should be taken to mindless junk.
 
NSY said:
God, this game has turned into a mess, I think this should be taken to mindless junk.
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No it should not. Just because I have temporarily abstained from taking the throne, doesn't mean it should be taken to Mindless Junk. It's still a forum game, even if we're not playing it right.

That being said, I suppose it's time to begin my master plan. I increase the amount of taco chains I have, putting Stargatedalek out of business. I then proceed to widen my range and branch into other food types, giving me lots of money. I then gather all the world's broccoli, and use my patented "Machine That Shoots Rays That Give Life To Broccoli (M.T.S.R.T.G.L.T.B for short)" and turn the world's broccoli into my mindless slaves, who become farmers, and grow more broccoli, which I use to make more broccoli farmers, who grow more broccoli, which I use to make more broccoli farmers, etc. etc. Then I start training my broccoli army to manufacture other food types, and I eventually run all of my competitor's out of business, thus making me control the world's food supply. Since you are all starving, you don't have enough energy to fight back, while I steal the throne, taking it to my inpenetrable fortress of doom!
 
Your secret stash of cookies wouldn't give you energy, they'd make you fat. So fat, in fact, that you wouldn't be able to move, thus you can't get the throne.
 
So... you've taken all of the world's food? Hmm... hail the king I guess. But the rebellious force will eventually think of a daring plan to restore the rightful ruler of the throne.
 
^King Mario. He is the rightful ruler of the Throne of the Mario Wiki.

And just FYI, I can survive thousands of years without food or water. That's one of the pros of being a wizard.
 
Epic the Rudolph Nitwit said:
What rightful ruler?

Also, the rebellious force can't do anything to me if they're starving to death.
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Yeah yeah we'll think of something. But if everyone if starving, who would you have to rule over? It would get boring to have no one to talk to but some mutant broccoli all day.
 
Good grief, men. Why don't you read the thread before making stupid presumptions (in this case, the stupid presumptions in question are the presumptions that you actually have the ability to take the throne)?
 
this is sssooo much fun to watch, especially since I require no food to survive
what a second, don't test subjects require food :eek:
 
Wizards don't!

And, uh, if you'll excuse me, I still have to leave to....uh....

To deliver something. Yes, I must deliver something to the order, as I said in my "post that didn't make any sense"

So, uh, you guys just keep fighting over the, uh, "throne", and I will go and deliver the rea- I mean, deliver this something. Alright? Alright.
 
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