Control the Throne

i kill dancing luigi.
i get the throne.
 
i kill your'e 1000 clones.

i get the throne.
 
i blow you up
throne get.
 
i kill your'e dark bowser.
throne get
 
Viridi said:
This game was a lot more fun before it was agreed upon that simple one-sentence replies would suffice to gain the throne.
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Joey Tribbiani said:
it may not be customary to create a massive eyesore of a story like javelin suggested, but can we at least try to put thought into the stories, instead of just saying "oh I get the throne for no reason"

seriously that really pissed me off, it breaks the rule of godmodding, and it's just plain lazy.
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Oh.

I don't need the throne anyways.

Jk

I throw N64D out of the window into a pack of bears

Throne get...i guess...?
 
We need to go back to the glory days. When people made stories like this to get the throne.
Viridi said:
The Star Destroyer dropped out of hyperspace and was quickly followed by four like it. Two Interdictor Cruisers hyperspaced in right behind them and set up their interdictor fields immediately, preventing BowserJunior from escaping with the throne.

Grand Admiral Thrawn stared out into the battlefield and smiled. "Today we claim victory and prestige for the Empire. Pellaeon, is the Chimaera ready for battle?"

"She is fully at your command, Admiral."

"Then let's begin. Launch TIE squadrons one through four. Execute pincer maneuver on my mark... now."

As BowserJunior attempted to flee the planet with his prize, four Victory-class Star Destroyers dropped in nearly right on top of him, and before he had time to grab the coordinates from his nav computer the ship was being tractored into the Protector. Out of options, BowserJunior painted a graffiti portal on his ship and attempted to escape. Unfortunately, the portal's path through the spacetime continuum was still being distorted by the interdictor fields of the Interdictor Cruisers. BowserJunior abandoned ship, forced to leave the throne behind by the tiny confines of his escape pod. But he vowed to return again...

Aboard the Chimaera, Pellaeon looked up from his tactical display. "The Protector reports success, Admiral. The interdictor field prevented portal travel just as per your predictions."

Thrawn smiled thinly. "Excellent. Captain, prepare the convoy for the throne's transfer to Wayland. The Emperor will be greatly pleased by our success today."
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Viridi said:
We need to go back to the glory days. When people made stories like this to get the throne.
Viridi said:
The Star Destroyer dropped out of hyperspace and was quickly followed by four like it. Two Interdictor Cruisers hyperspaced in right behind them and set up their interdictor fields immediately, preventing BowserJunior from escaping with the throne.

Grand Admiral Thrawn stared out into the battlefield and smiled. "Today we claim victory and prestige for the Empire. Pellaeon, is the Chimaera ready for battle?"

"She is fully at your command, Admiral."

"Then let's begin. Launch TIE squadrons one through four. Execute pincer maneuver on my mark... now."

As BowserJunior attempted to flee the planet with his prize, four Victory-class Star Destroyers dropped in nearly right on top of him, and before he had time to grab the coordinates from his nav computer the ship was being tractored into the Protector. Out of options, BowserJunior painted a graffiti portal on his ship and attempted to escape. Unfortunately, the portal's path through the spacetime continuum was still being distorted by the interdictor fields of the Interdictor Cruisers. BowserJunior abandoned ship, forced to leave the throne behind by the tiny confines of his escape pod. But he vowed to return again...

Aboard the Chimaera, Pellaeon looked up from his tactical display. "The Protector reports success, Admiral. The interdictor field prevented portal travel just as per your predictions."

Thrawn smiled thinly. "Excellent. Captain, prepare the convoy for the throne's transfer to Wayland. The Emperor will be greatly pleased by our success today."
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Yeah, that would be GOOD GREAT AWESOME OUTSTANDING AMAZING great if people did that again. I'll see what I can do with it.
 
The commander of my Yoshi army, commander Yum, led my Yoshi army to the castle. The castle was destroyed, the previous fighting had wrecked the place. Taking control was easy, we simply took out the surviving Luigi clones, Bowser45, and a few other members of the weakling ordinary forces. One by one we broke through the defenses, closing in on our goal. The throne.

All enemies were killed, and the path to the throne was fast. Commander Yum stepped aside and bowed as I passed by, and sat on the throne.
Throne get
(Lol that sucked)
 
Viridi said:
still better than what you guys were doing
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Yep

I, Commander Lu, call out my army to attack the castle/room/where it is to destroy Commander Yum and his fleet. Many Die, and some accidentally suicide. After a long battle, it is just Lu and Yum. Lu swiftly kicks Yum, but Yum dodges. Yum tries to eat Lu. Lu gets eaten, but gets out and slaps Yum. Yum punches Lu. After a while of fighting, Lu does an uppercut. Yum dodges. Yum shoots me with a gun. Lu stabs Yum. They both dodge. It hits the throne. The throne breaks.

Throne Destroyed
To be continued?
 
Throne is indestructible. That's basically the only rule of this game.

You can hide it away if you want to, but it can't be destroyed because that would be game over and this game is supposed to run indefinitely.
 
Lets just say it reflects and hits us instead. We both are wounded, but still fight. Yum gets bored and sits in the throne, and kicks Lu out. Lu says "I'LL GET YOU SOME DAY YUM! SOME DAY!"
Yum keeps the throne
 
i kill you with light
throne get
 
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I have seen the future...

This game of "Control the Throne" will end on the 5th day of the second month of the 2015th year of this planet's Anno Domini at precisely 12:01 in Istanbul...It will mark this thread's 20000th reply...The winner of the game has already arrived into the game...

Whatever the game's outcome after this post...it will inevitably end with this man. This man goes by the name of YoshiMonsta...he will cause destruction on most of you...the last five players still alive after the game has ended, aside from himself of course, will be myself, Bowser45, Nintendo64Dude, Javelin, and Lolcrawler...

It is inevitable....YoshiMonsta shall win the game...he will kill...in cold blood...I present you all...with the real throne...

*places throne back into center*

The throne has granted me psychic powers...I give it back to you now...
 
i kill you with poison.
throne get
 
i be nice to you.
throne get
 
i'm glad nobody is calling me out on my prophetic vision

only because it's true

from now on, all of your posts about you trying to win the throne have been in vain

for the throne will always be destined for that one man
 
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