I return with my 3ds, only to find that somebody stole my luxury seat! I use the power of hammerspace, flatten you with a thwomp, and take the thrown (playing with my glorious (fixed by servants) 3ds).
I seem to have tasted a little unpleasent for you, thus you feel queezy and throw up. And since you swallowed me whole, I survived and moved you to the royal dungen, regaining the throne.
A one up mushroom is swarming across the room, and absorbs into my body. And I push the current throne sitter to a rocket ship, which takes them to 99th demsion. Thus, claiming the throne.
I point out to the throne's owner a free buffet of his/her favorite food. the thrones owner goes in excitement, only to find that her buffet were poison mushrooms in disquise. when he/she realized that a poison mushroom was on his/her fork, it slipped off killing the owner, gaining the throne.