Control the Throne

[YoshiMonsta]

I turn around and shoot you in the head.

 

[Lolcrawler]

You then get blown up, with no invisible servants.You yourself simply get blown up.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I dodge it, and pull a lever which drops you into the dungeons (which are invincible)

 

[Lolcrawler]

But there is not such thing as my grandfather once said, so it turn at it, and punch straight through it, then dig to freedom, and shoot you

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Que?

 

[Lolcrawler]

¿Que pasa Con tigo?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

La única cosa que podría nunca estar mal conmigo que es, ya que con frecuencia me dan ganas de suicidarme.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Oye, volvemos al juego. No todos entienden espanol aqui

I slice you up with good ole' Adamantium blades

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I choke your little self. Now they are only nine left.

 

[Lolcrawler]

I shoot you and see the stuffing fly out of your pathetic little body, as all life leaves your eyes.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I deprive you from sleeping. Now they are only eight left.

 

[Nysic]

I confuse you with a paradox, and take the throne.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat the Paradox and take back the throne.

 

[Milo Thatch]

I take Baby Mario and Chaos Spear him.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I take Baby Mario and Chaos Spear him.

whoa whoa WHOA

you just KILLED A BABY. FOR NO GOOD REASON.

you MURDERER

that does it, i'm jumping into this now

A Star Destroyer emerges from hyperspace, shields up and weapons ready. Javelin sits on the bridge, ysalimir by his side, and calmly observes the planet from space.

 

[User4042]

MISTY CALLS... STARMIE!
who fails to capture the throne

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I sent out:
Kabugela

KABUGELA USED LEER:
ALL OPPONENTS FLEED

 

[Lolcrawler]

I eat Kabugela like spaghetti
I cut open starmie and wear him as jewlery.
I blast the star destroyer with the death star

Mine

 

[YuruNex]

I play the song of time and reverse those effects, as well as wipes your memory so you leave.

I sit on teh throne.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

助けて！グングニールの槍！


The Spears of Odin tear you apart. Throne get.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I pelt you with baseballs and you get amnesia and forget you own the throne

BOW TO ME

 

[Revin]

i throw a brick at you
throne get

 

[Lord Bowser]

I pour acid on your face

BOW TO ME

 

[Revin]

i throw a brick at you
throne get

 

[Lord Bowser]

I destroy your supply of bricks and use all of the world's explosives on you

BOW TO ME