Control the Throne

[Specific Neptune]

i would never give up the throne

it's too nice

 

[Milo Thatch]

Reshiram spams Fusion Flare and kills you. He sacrifices his life too. How touching (but only because of my mind-control beam) TG

 

[Specific Neptune]

still couldn't get it

i did say it's impossible

 

[Milo Thatch]

It's opposite day
TG

 

[Specific Neptune]

nah it's friday friday gotta get down on-you still didn't get it

but hey, i'm a nice enough guy

*throws a piece of paper to the floor*

here's a napkin, go nuts

 

[Milo Thatch]

King Harkinian comes in and makes you scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Meanwhile, I wait for the protection to run out of battery, and then steal the throne.

 

[Specific Neptune]

it doesn't run on batter-hey come on, i gave you a napkin, A NAPKIN

is this throne really that important to you that you'd pass up a NAPKIN?!

 

[Milo Thatch]

That is correct.
My trainer catches Hypno, who hypnotizes you to tell us what the protection is. it turns out to be Yveltal. No prob to my Trainer's Xerneas, who uses a supereffective Moonblast.

 

[Specific Neptune]

i'm immune to hypnotism, i was married to anton for years

but you'll find that i've hidden the throne in an uncharted location

uncharted means it's impossible to find without going through 3 pages worth of an adventure

so go find it or something

 

[marioman1213]

 

[Specific Neptune]

THERE WE GO! he gets it!

 

[Lumastar]

Duh-duh-duh-duuh!

Fairy: He found the throne! Throne get!

 

[Specific Neptune]

i try to set off an epic quest

nothing

alright fine

you can all go back to your mindless squabbling over a useless idea for a living instead of having some fun in actually searching for the throne

 

[Dr. Javelin]

you can all go back to your mindless squabbling over a useless idea for a living instead of having some fun in actually searching for the throne

trying to spice this thread up is like whacking your head against a brick wall

 

[Specific Neptune]

you can all go back to your mindless squabbling over a useless idea for a living instead of having some fun in actually searching for the throne

trying to spice this thread up is like whacking your head against a brick wall

...I break the thread down?

 

[Dr. Javelin]

yes, but then you plummet headfirst into a pit that was concealed behind the brick wall and die alone and insane

 

[skulldug13]

Then I throw 5 mil axes and I cut your head off

 

[IcicleRain]

I make icicles rain down from the heavens, wounding you all.
Throne get.

 

[Lumastar]

Fairy: Ridley comes down to eat IcicleRain.

Toom-yah!

 

[skulldug13]

Then I cast a spell of the shadows and Kirby comes to eat you and I take the trone.

 

[Specific Neptune]

yes, but then you plummet headfirst into a pit that was concealed behind the brick wall and die alone and insane

i might not have time to die alone and insane, frankly i'm too busy for that

 

[Boo Diddly]

Nobody on now, throne get.

 

[IcicleRain]

Guess who?
Throne get

 

[Lumastar]

I just remembered that this is a board, so I tell you to get off the throne.

Throne get.

 

[IcicleRain]

Dude you must not have good memory
Only those with good memory powers may have the throne

Throne get