Control the Throne

[Megamario15]

I make a throne out of the grass and use that. NEX dies of old age/heart failure.

 

[Dfrthyui]

You think the throne is too cold. You decide to take a lava bath. I sit on the throne.

 

[Shyghoul]

good sir please stop sitting on me

 

[Megamario15]

Dfrthyui listens. I sit on you instead.

 

[Shyghoul]

what are you a witch

how are possessing people and making them to do whatever you want 'em to

 

[Megamario15]

I'm not having someone obey me.

The talking throne is.

 

[Shyghoul]

but you're the one making them obey me in order to further your own self

i'm onto you, witch

 

[Megamario15]

but you're the one making them obey me in order to further your own self

i'm onto you, witch

It's warlock!
(Dammit)

 

[Shyghoul]

so exactly why are you sitting on me anyways?

 

[Megamario15]

so exactly why are you sitting on me anyways?

I am the throne

 

[Shyghoul]

so? why not sit on the ground? or that chair over there? or the table? or the couch beside it?

 

[Megamario15]

so? why not sit on the ground? or that chair over there? or the table? or the couch beside it?

Because the name of the game (quite literally) is to sit on the throne.

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.

 

[Shyghoul]

very well then, I am satisfied

sit away

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.

wow uh

do you need some suggestions of better things to do

 

[Megamario15]

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.

wow uh

do you need some suggestions of better things to do

*Megamario15 sets up protection against Javelin, who is oddly offering advice for something*

 

[Amphituber]

*Amphituber swoops in like a dashing rogue and is dashed to pieces on a rogue iceberg*

Woops

Well I messed that one up

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.

wow uh

do you need some suggestions of better things to do

*Megamario15 sets up protection against Javelin, who is oddly offering advice for something*

well EXCUSE ME

i assure you that despite my general cynicism i'm actually fairly nice to people on a person-to-person basis

 

[Shyghoul]

are you trying to convert him to Dota 2-ism

 

[Dr. Javelin]

no

he is yet too young to endure the horrors that lie within

...but, if he asks, and he proves himself capable, a great future in dota could lie ahead. many of great pros started playing dota when they were eight or so

 

[Megamario15]

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.

wow uh

do you need some suggestions of better things to do

*Megamario15 sets up protection against Javelin, who is oddly offering advice for something*

well EXCUSE ME

i assure you that despite my general cynicism i'm actually fairly nice to people on a person-to-person basis

I'm not protecting against your advice. You're supposed to try to steal the throne from me. I'm protecting against that.

 

[Milo Thatch]

I swoop in and steal the throne while you people are having an argument.

 

[Megamario15]

I swoop in and steal the throne while you people are having an argument.

Your string is tied up so I am still sitting on the throne.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

I stuff you in a spare Animotronic suit!

On the Throneth!

 

[Megamario15]

The throne crumbles and so does the suit.

I craft another one and claim it for myself by carving my name into it.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

I Build a New one that says "King Toy Bonnie"

Heh heh