Control the Throne

[Blue]

I kick you off it and rocket boost away

 

[Chair]

I come back and sit on the throne. I mean isn't that the whole point of the game?

 

[Goombuigi]

I fold you into origami, you can't move and I take the throne.

 

[Teedgee]

oh shit goombuigi has been folded up by king olly! i guess i gotta defeat him.

(one totally intense battle later)

welp, that was kinda easy. oh hey what's that?

"it's a folded up throne!"

welp folded up or not im taking it cuz im tired and i need to sit....

 

[Blue]

oh shit goombuigi has been folded up by king olly! i guess i gotta defeat him.

(one totally intense battle later)

welp, that was kinda easy. oh hey what's that?

"it's a folded up throne!"

welp folded up or not im taking it cuz im tired and i need to sit....

I show you meams so dank you flee. Then I sit

 

[Chair]

I fold the throne into a paper ball, unfold it and then sit on it.

 

[Blue]

I fold the throne into a paper ball, unfold it and then sit on it.

I send Wario after you. Insit

 

[Chair]

I "unexist" you

 

[Blue]

I "unexist" you

WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

 

[Chair]

ah shet well I guess I just made you reappear to make it legal. But I'm still on the throne and you're not

 

[Blue]

ah shet well I guess I just made you reappear to make it legal. But I'm still on the throne and you're not

*I throw Wario at you* *I sit on throne*

 

[Chair]

I kill Wario actually nevermind that's a bit too dark so I just reflect him on you

 

[Blue]

I kill Wario actually nevermind that's a bit too dark so I just reflect him on you

I reflect him back into you after reflecting him onto me

 

[Chair]

(now it's like we're having him as a tennis ball) well I reflect him back

 

[Blue]

(now it's like we're having him as a tennis ball) well I reflect him back

*Wario Waahs*
I reflect him to you with a bomb on him*

 

[Sp00kDragon]

The bomb explodes and the throne gets launched away.
I sit on the throne.

 

[Blue]

The bomb explodes and the throne gets launched away.
I sit on the throne.

I hookshot it and bring it to me.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

I cut the rope before it gets to you

 

[Blue]

I cut the rope before it gets to you

I steal the chair then nuke it and hand out pieces to everyone. There!

 

[Sp00kDragon]

I steal the pieces you handed out to everyone, and use superglue to put it back together. I sit.

 

[Blue]

I steal the pieces you handed out to everyone, and use superglue to put it back together. I sit.

*ROCKET GUN!* *The chair flies up into the said and I tackle it and tumble down the cliff with it*

 

[Sp00kDragon]

*you and the chair reach the bottom of the cliff* I use a toolgun to attach a rocket to the throne, and fly back up the cliff.

 

[Blue]

*you and the chair reach the bottom of the cliff* I use a toolgun to attach a rocket to the throne, and fly back up the cliff.

This happens to you. And by that I mean your Link for example.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

*pulls out machine gun and mows down everyone including you* *sits*

 

[Blue]

*pulls out machine gun and mows down everyone including you* *sits*

I pull out chainsaw! I do.....Something...and sit on the throne.