Control the Throne

I speak German and you get really tired and walk off. I then claim the throne.
 
Actually, my father speaks German, so I don't get tired
 
Me, who doesn't get bored of someone speaking in another language because I don't understand anything but English, use my tongue and gets you off of the thrown and then I start taking it.
 
I notice the thread is dead and buy myself a new throne with a Million Finger Massage.
 
But I'm human sized so you choke and I climb back onto the throne.
 
I pluck out your moustache and you clip through the floor in pain, leaving the throne open for me to sit on.
 
I BLJ through you using the steps in front of the throne
 
I push a button to bring the throne down and pull Waluigi Time off and sit on it.
 
I give you a Eureka Math TM Workbook and trigger your PTSD, allowing me to sit o the throne.
 
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