Control the Throne

I send a motherlode of enemies from Bubble Bobble at you and you Game Over. A throne for me.
 
I throw my avatar character's bouncy giant circus ball at you and it knocks you off the throne. Now it is mine. I also put a force field around myself so nobody will be able to push me off of it so I WIN!!!!! (Interesting to see how someone neutralizes that and takes the throne from me-I just KNOW it will happen somehow)
 
I am so stupid that I don't know what to do. In a fit of confusion, I sit down to think things through. As it turns out I actually sat down on the throne, squishing you in the process. Gasping for breath, you wiggle out from under me and the throne is mine.
 
I pretend to be a throne maintenance man, over the course of years I take a small piece of the throne every time I go to fix it and replace it with an identical copy. When I have done this for every part I reassemble it in my home and now I control the throne
 
I come to your house and tell you the riddle of Theseus's Throne and while you are confused, I stuff the throne into a sack and run away.
 
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