Control the Throne

I send a motherlode of enemies from Bubble Bobble at you and you Game Over. A throne for me.
 
I throw my avatar character's bouncy giant circus ball at you and it knocks you off the throne. Now it is mine. I also put a force field around myself so nobody will be able to push me off of it so I WIN!!!!! (Interesting to see how someone neutralizes that and takes the throne from me-I just KNOW it will happen somehow)
 
I am so stupid that I don't know what to do. In a fit of confusion, I sit down to think things through. As it turns out I actually sat down on the throne, squishing you in the process. Gasping for breath, you wiggle out from under me and the throne is mine.
 
I pretend to be a throne maintenance man, over the course of years I take a small piece of the throne every time I go to fix it and replace it with an identical copy. When I have done this for every part I reassemble it in my home and now I control the throne
 
I go back in time to right before the "throne maintenance guy" started his theft, and I swapped out the throne with a fake, which changes the timeline so that Rick never obtained the true throne and I did.
 
I unleash a Moopsy to drink your bones, effectively removing you from both the throne and life before sprawling out comfortably across it, sitting in a way that's obviously wrong, but is still hella comfy. Throne is now mine bbg
 
I unleash a Moopsy to drink your bones, effectively removing you from both the throne and life before sprawling out comfortably across it, sitting in a way that's obviously wrong, but is still hella comfy. Throne is now mine bbg
I shoot you with my revolver and throw you body in the Crocodile pen after which I take the thrown and I order that everyone get free Magma burgers and force Bowser Jr to make them with ClawgripFan9001 Cooking instructions and just for good measure I send the moopsy to the pound
 
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