Control the Throne

I hit a bell or whatever. Then a bunch of wrestlers pop out of nowhere and beat you up. I claim the throne!
 
Nukes the size of a bullet and a gun; enough said.
 
I stole the sleeping pills and replaced them with caffiene pills.

Nothing else happens as I ignore the throne impromptu as ever...
 
I pick up a laptop and throw it at you, stunning you enough for me to grab the throne.
 
*tries to kill Tucayo with ES*
*fails*
BULLTRUE!
*respawns near rocket launcher*
*pwns Tucayo*

MINE!!
 
I stuff you and Booman into sacks for over using asterisks and being unorginal. I then pass you guys off as bean bag chairs and trade them to Tuyaco for the throne. Throne is mine! :)
 
I throw the washing machine at you, which causes you to run away. The throne is mine, once again.
 
I get a crane and use it to drop the washing machine on you. Throne is mine.
 
I throw Nerdy Guy into a dryer and turn it on. According to Sonic and Tails, it can be hazardous to humans, so you can guess what happened to NG.

I take the Throne and go on a fairly long quest just to drop into a volcano to destroy the evil this topic has become. When I finally reached the volcano, I was about to drop it when...
 
Booman said:
I take the throne.

MINE!!

I like this post for some reason.

Plus, I hypnotized the above user so he would "accidentally" walk into the volcano and fall into the magma along with the throne.
 
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