Control the Throne

[3Dejong]

I whack you over the head with a rusty chainsaw.

 

[PaperStriker]

I whack you over the head with a rusty chainsaw,

said PaperStriker and took the throne.

 

[3Dejong]

I bombard you with chocolate.

 

[PaperStriker]

Me getz ay Hämma S00t änd throu hämmas @ j00. Me getz teh throen.

 

[3Dejong]

I steal all your foreign characters and throw them at you.

 

[PaperStriker]

Lol, three "ä"s. They are too few. I catch them and still have teh throen.

 

[3Dejong]

FINDS WEPON!

SHOOTS FAST AT ZOMBY GOASTS!

MISSES ZOMBY GOASTS AND HITS PAPRE STRAKER!

FINDS A SHINE THROEN!

 

[PaperStriker]

Because I have no idea who "Papre Straker" is, a giant confusion surrounds you. It makes ur head asplode. 7|-||20|\|3 637!

 

[1337Yoshi]

Your soccer ball bounces off a wall and knocks you off the throne. THRONE GET!

 

[SiFi]

You go to candy mountain. You never come back. Asplode happens and I get the throne.

 

[SiFi]

For being so real, you disappear from the forum. Asplode happens again and I get the throne.

 

[1337Yoshi]

I finish eating candy mountain and come back. I push the throne off a cliff. It asplodes and I find a new throne.

THRONE GET!

 

[SiFi]

Uni's brain turns sideways and he understands what we're saying. I steal sprites from 1337yoshi and he asplodes. Throne is mine.

 

[1337Yoshi]

I beat you with a large club until you drop my sprites and fall off the throne.

THRONE GET!

 

[1337Yoshi]

I'm still on the throne, sharpening my katana.

 

[PaperStriker]

Leet`/05|-|1'5 name is messed up. He asplode. I get teh throen.

 

[1337Yoshi]

You wrote my name with "Leet", so I dump you off that convenient cliff.

THRONE GET!

 

[3Dejong]

I force to to watch The Ending of Animal Soccer Kingdom. U DIE

THROEN GEIT

 

[3Dejong]

Yeah, I tend to be that way. D:

I drop you into Robot Hell.

 

[3Dejong]

I use my Fueless Chainsaw.

THROEN GET

 

[PaperStriker]

THROEN

That was my idea.

Teh idea- and throen-stealer Dejong is chased by 391 Goombas. He wants to feed them, but they throw him off teh cliff. I get teh throen and move to teh Midwest, where no cliffs are.

 

[1337Yoshi]

Unfortunately, there's an inconvenient road next to the throne. I push you in, and you get hit by an 18-wheeler. I move the throne to the mooooooon.

THRONE GET!

 

[3Dejong]

I use a Magic Wand to pull the Planet Express Ship from my TV. I use its Dark Matter Engine to go to the moooooooon! I use the photon cannon to desinigrate 1337 Yoshi.

THROEN GET (I made that myself)

 

[3Dejong]

HEY, I USED THE SECRET OF INTERPLANETARY TIME TRAVEL TO STASH THAT THERE!

I strap you to a TV and force you to watch a Simpsons/Futurama crossover. Your brain implodes.

I shoot the throne back to the Earth and blast myself after it.

THROEN GET

 

[3Dejong]

After being squished, I do the same thing you did and use explosive farts to kill yaz in a adult-ish bloody fashion.

BLOODI THROEN GETT