I come back from my river journey, reassembled into one with no explanation what-so-ever and teleport the throne to my top-secret base in an undisclosed location that absolutely nobody or nothing can find apart from me and reinforce it so that it can't ever be moved, ever.
I'm still in the regular throne room. I use a GPS to get to WaluigiWare's base and fight you all with a machete. You all die and I dump you in the river, never to be seen again...