Look at your throne, now back at me, now back at the throne, now back at me. Notice that the second time you looked at the throne, it wasn't there. It's now beside me.
GP...Why all the fighting between you and I? We don't have to fight. We can control the throne, TOGETHER.
You and me, we will rule this realm with the throne. In fact, you can sit on the throne. It will be yours. All I ask, is all the treasure that the throne holds, and possibly your soul...
What do you say? Shall we call a truce? I'll help you defend the throne, for all the treasure and your soul.
When you all are joining forces, I join with all the toads and enemies using bobombs to blow you guys up and I teleport with the toads, the throne and the enemies to go to toadworld where nobody other than toads can attack or get in. (The toads with me are loyal)
While Banjo is looking at all the clones he made out of us guys, he doesn't realise that he's not the only one who can make clones.
I sneak up behind him, and knock him out, then produce 5000 of me, all holding replicas of thrones. We all run away, giggling with our replicas of the thrones.
I get a nuclear bomb and kill all of you with indestructible gear on. I then use a scanner which tells me which throne is real. I grab it and send it safely to who knows where.