Things You Believe Will Never Happen in a Pokemon Game

[Magikrazy]

A protagonist that isn't white.

None of the protagonists are white.

They're Japanese.

They don't look Japanese to me.

He means that the games come from Japan, therefore the protagonists were "made" in Japan.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Yeah, but just because a character's game was made in Japan, doesn't mean the character(s) themselves are Japanese.

 

[Magikrazy]

Yeah, but just because a character's game was made in Japan, doesn't mean the character(s) themselves are Japanese.

Yeah, could you imagine?

Oh, herro. Waruiji time!

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

He means that the games come from Japan, therefore the protagonists were "made" in Japan.

No, that's not what I mean. I mean that the characters actually are Japanese.

Unless I'm horribly mistaken and they actually are white.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Japanese=Asian. Asians=black hair, brown eyes, and their eyes are slanted. Do any of these people look like that?

 

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

He means that the games come from Japan, therefore the protagonists were "made" in Japan.

No, that's not what I mean. I mean that the characters actually are Japanese.

Unless I'm horribly mistaken and they actually are white.

They look white to me, but so does any character that appears in a Japanese made product. This is like how many rolls does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, we'll never know...

 

[LN1]

Japanese=Asian. Asians=black hair, brown eyes, and their eyes are slanted.

If you mean usual look yes, but I'm pretty sure you could be an African as white as snow, American black as ash,etc., and still be African or American or whatever you are.

 

[Mariorules25]

Lucario having a third evolution

 

[Magikrazy]

Talking Pokemon

Chatot?

 

[Dr. Javelin]

A flying/fighting type.

Pity. It would be amazing...

 

[MCS]

A Magikarp that can actually damage something.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

A Magikarp that can actually damage something.

It learns Tackle at Level 15. Silly.

Also Flail at Level 30. Not that anyone plans on going past Level 20...

 

[Uniju]

None of them look like Christmas trees to me.

Need I draw our attention again to the Goth Loli Xmas Tree?

Japanese=Asian. Asians=black hair, brown eyes, and their eyes are slanted. Do any of these people look like that?

EDIT: Watching the video again, some of the stuff in it might not be okay. Watch at your own discretion, unless you're as woefully uninformed as Buster here in which case watch it regardless.

Also, Kanto is an actual place in, guess where, Japan.

 

[MCS]

A Magikarp that can actually damage something.

It learns Tackle at Level 15. Silly.

Also Flail at Level 30. Not that anyone plans on going past Level 20...

Well you know, when it starts out it can only use Splash. But you know what I mean.

 

[yoshidude99]

Not getting attacked by a wild pokemon at the most annoying moment.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Customizable characters, pre-existing encounters, action commands, etc.

 

[Brock]

A Magikarp that can actually damage something.

It learns Tackle at Level 15. Silly.

Also Flail at Level 30. Not that anyone plans on going past Level 20...

Level 100 team of sweeperkarps.

pre-existing encounters

Legends.

 

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

The protagonist's father actually staying home instead of the mother.