Escape Super Mario Boards.

[Toad Eightyfive]

The half-ass version.

 

[Mario4Ever]

*logs off*

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

*logs off*

Your browser freezes up and you can't click the link.

fail.

 

[Marstar2000]

I have a spare computer. I log out from there.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Hit computer with hammer.

 

[Magikrazy]

I eat my computer.

 

[Nabber]

I delete my account.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I have a spare computer. I log out from there.

Unfortunately, the computer eats you.

fail.

Hit computer with hammer.

Computer ga taosenai.

fail.

I eat my computer.

You get metal poisoning.

fail.

I delete my account.

Only mods can delete accounts, and none is willing to do so.

fail.

 

[-----]

I click on it. And no, my mouse isn't broken, the buttons on my keyboard are fine. My browser doesn't freeze up. My computer won't eat me, my computer can be destroyed, and i'm immune to metal poisoning. :P

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I chose not to wear my spam-proof suit and hope to die of spam poisoning, which would allow me to escape by leaving this world spiritually.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I click on it. And no, my mouse isn't broken, the buttons on my keyboard are fine. My browser doesn't freeze up. My computer won't eat me, my computer can be destroyed, and i'm immune to metal poisoning. :P

You watch an annoying video. How the hell does that help.

fail.

I chose not to wear my spam-proof suit and hope to die of spam poisoning, which would allow me to escape by leaving this world spiritually.

win. Just... win.

 

[Pyro]

I use Toxic on myself, making me gradually lose HP until I hit 0. I then escape as a ghost. Weewooweewoo.

 

[-----]

You watch an annoying video. How the hell does that help.

"I click on it." *clicks, new window goes to youtube, clicks x on old window* I win.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I chose not to wear my spam-proof suit and hope to die of spam poisoning, which would allow me to escape by leaving this world spiritually.

win. Just... win.

Now I can enjoy a world without 22 and Goomba's Shoe! Paradise!

(that was a joke, obviously)

(I'm getting tired of adding disclaimers to everything)

 

[Ultraluigi]

I destroy my computer for eternity.

 

[Marstar2000]

I just walk away and find something else to do.

 

[Mario4Ever]

I chose not to wear my spam-proof suit and hope to die of spam poisoning, which would allow me to escape by leaving this world spiritually.

win. Just... win.

Now I can enjoy a world without 22 and Goomba's Shoe! Paradise!

(that was a joke, obviously)

(I'm getting tired of adding disclaimers to everything)

Solution: Stop adding disclaimers to everything.