Ultra Sleuth

[Time Turner]

Check inventory

 

[Ultraluigi]

You have a in your bag, as well as 3 smileys.

 

[Time Turner]

Use

 

[Ultraluigi]

You use . He poisons you!
What will you do?

 

[Vinnie927]

Use Antidote.

 

[Ultraluigi]

You use it. You are now back to normal.

 

[Vinnie927]

Raid the nearest Denny's.

 

[Ultraluigi]

You raid it.
The food here isn't nearly as good as at Vinnie's, bleh.
What will you do?

 

[Vinnie927]

Kill the owner.

 

[Ultraluigi]

You kill Vinnie.
What will you do next?

 

[Vinnie927]

Tell Ultraluigi I meant the owner of Denny's.

 

[Ultraluigi]

The author is told that Vinnie is actually alive because the main character was raiding Denny's. He fixes it, and shifts focus back to the main character.
You are the main character again.
What will you do?

 

[Vinnie927]

The main character becomes Vinnie.

 

[Ultraluigi]

You are now Vinnie. You have just avoided getting killed by the author.
What will you do?

 

[LN1]

I stop being Vinnie and start being

 

[Ultraluigi]

You are now . You are a very creepy emoticon.
What will you do?

 

[Vinnie927]

Raise to infinite because you are

 

[Ultraluigi]

: infinite

 

[LN1]

Lower and increase even more.

 

[Vinnie927]

doesn't exist

 

[LN1]

Search for a weird sandwich.

 

[Ultraluigi]

You search for this sandwich. You find it! It is a glowing green sandwich.
What will you do with it?

 

[LN1]

Paint it with red paint

 

[Ultraluigi]

You paint it. It is now a glowing red sandwich.
What will you do with it?

 

[LN1]

I shall mutate t with