Wiki user survival (abridged)

SiFi

SiFi

Star Spirit
Pronouns
he/him
MarioWiki
SiFi
Due to the unpopularity of the comic idea, I made it into a text RPG.

You are in a barren wasteland. Around you are nothing but skeletons. Obvious exits are west.

SIFI goes west and ends up in a castle. Inside it, he finds a GATLING GUN. SIFI equips the GATLING GUN. SIFI encounters ZOMBIE. SIFI attacks ZOMBIE with GATLING GUN. ZOMBIE is temporarily stunned. SIFI returns EAST.

Rules:

As soon as you join, you start at the wasteland.
Talk to me if you need any other help.
 
3DEJONG joins SIFI. 3DEJONG finds RUSTY CHAINSAW. 3DEJONG equips RUSTY CHAINSAW.

3DEJONG spots a RABID ZOMBIE! Fight enniminent!

3DEJONG attacks with CHAINSAW SLASH!

It does not do much good.

RABID ZOMBIE uses ZOMBIE BITE!

3DEJONG dodges!

3DEJONG uses WHAM-CHAINSAW-ON-ZOMBIE-HEAD!

It's Super Effective!

3DEJONG leveled up! 3DEJONG is now Level Four!
 
I start on the Wastelands in the Striker Cup against Diddy Kong. My team is Hammer Bro., Birdo, Dry Bones (team captain Mario). Diddy's team is Monty Mole, Toad, Birdo. I win 3:1, my first goal was because of the Shocker, my second was a normal goal with Birdo and the third one was because Diddy's goalie was hit by a lightning. Diddy's Monty Mole also shot a goal. Now I'm battling Wario on Thunder Island. Bye, I must go. :P
 
SIFI sets up an ITEM STORE in the starting area. You can get weapons, power ups and advice here. You get money from fighting enemies.

ON SALE:
Pistol: 50 Coins
Gatling Gun: 100 coins
Lazer Cannon: 150 Coins
Giant Uber lazer cannon: 1000 coins
Steak: 8 coins
Cheese: 10 coins
Advice: 100 coins
 
Ye find yeself in yon wastelands. You look around and see YE BATTALION. Obvious exits are NOWHERE!

>Battalion

Ye find yeself surrounded by YE BATTALION. They look quite angry. You look around and see a BOMB. What doest thou do?

>Set up them the bomb

In a flash of light, YE BOMB detonates and destroys YE BATTALION. Ye look around and see much COINS. Behind the COINS is a STORE. What doest thou do?

>Get ye coins

Ye pickest them up and countest of them. You have 1008 GOLD. Ye see nothing but YE STORE. What doest thou do?

>visit store

Ye find yon SIFI at YE STORE. He is selling various items. What doest thou do?

>Buy Giant Uber lazer cannon and steak

Ye get yon GIANT UBER LAZER CANNON and yon STEAK.

>eat steak

Ye eat ye steak. +100 health.
 
3D walked into a RADIATION PATCH!

3DEJONG is now RADIOACTIVE!

3D contaminated 733+ YOSHI!
 
3Dejong CONATMINATED 1337Yoshi!

3Dejong is now PART ZOMBIE! 3DEJONG killed SIFI and LOOTED the ITEM SHOP!
 
1337Yoshi uses NECROMANCE! 1337Yoshi is no longer a zombie. Several zombie alchemists attack 3D.

What wouldst thou do?
 
SIFI is the very host of the game. If he goes, we all go. SECOND CHANCE!

3D got a resurrection potion out of nowhere. Will he use it well?
 
Give the potion to SIFI, n00b. The chainsaw will then be fuelled.
 
1337YOSHI uses MISSILE!

RANDOM GOOMBA took 45 damage.

RANDOM GOOMBA fainted!

1337YOSHI gained 50 experience points.

1337YOSHI gained a level!

+5 Strength
+5 Intelligence
+25000 Luck
 
Back from my small journey to Thunder Island, The Vice, The Lava Pit and The Dump. :)
PAPER STRIKER arrives on the WASTELAND. He looks for an EMO to PWN. He finds a DRY BONES. That could e his BIG CHANCE. *DRY BONES' HEAD rolling over the WASTELANDS* +5 EXPERIENCE POINTS. PAPERSTRIKER CONTENT! *leaves*
 
3DEJONg knocks CHAOSNINJI into BOILING OIL. 3DEJONG makes a FUTURAMA reference! "Oooh, deep-fried Ninji!"
 
PAPERSTRIKER spanks 3DEJONG. 3DEJONG runs away. He WANTS to go TO a near city IN Simbabwe. MEANWHILE PaperStriker capitalizes RANDOM words that shouldn't BE capitalized. THIS randomness is THE main cause for HIM gathering 6 experience POINTS. HE is now LEVEL 3.
Randomness: +7
Überness: +4
Air Pollution Factor: +5
Existance Proof: +9
 
3DEJONG rusurrects, having been refused by the UNDERWHERE.

3DEJONG finds a BAZOOKA. 3DEJONG is now EXPLORING IMMEDIATE AREA.
 
PaperStriker RUNS in CIRCLES. THEN he leaps INTO a pond.
 
ROBLOXKID007 joins SIFI.
ROBLOXKID007 collects SUPER CHAINSAW and SUPER CHAINSAW SWORD BLADE.
 
QUIZMOMANIAC Joins party.
QUIZMOMANIAC Finds wand
QUIZMOMANIAC Shows off magic skills on zombie
ZOMBIE Dies.
 
RobloxKid007 said:
ROBLOXKID007 joins SIFI.
ROBLOXKID007 collects SUPER CHAINSAW and SUPER CHAINSAW SWORD BLADE.
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ROBLOXKID007 has bumped another old thread!
 
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