Mario's Nightmare (Add however much you want to the story)

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This is similar to one-sentence storys, except if you want to let yourself go, go ahead. Otherwise, you can just stick to the one-sentence theme. Here we go...

Mario's day had been a simple one. Go to Peach's Castle. Stuff his fat self with Peach Cake, and walk home without thanking her. Now it was night, and Mario's stomach was bulging. Too tired to breathe, he fell on his bed, which was actually Luigi's, which was probably why Luigi was already on it, under Mario's fat butt. Mario instantly fell asleep, ignoring the squeaking sounds underneath him.

Suddenly, Mario woke up. He was tied to a giant Goomba, who was dead. And Bowser was in the distance, laughing. Mario also noticed the bulge on his stomach was gone. "What the hell-?" Muttered Mario. Then something even weirder happened.
 
The mods of forums everywhere came and killed Mario, because he said hell, which is a bad word! Mario was sent into a giant couldren when he died, where it was revealed he didnt die, but was going to be eaten! Mario tried to climb out but the Oompa-Loompas kicked him back in. Mario was a goner. Thsi is it he though. Then, all of a sudden...
 
He can't, because he doesnt know how! So he goes to Coo-Coo the wise, who tells him that who could resist the chocolatey taste of Coa-coa puffs? Theyre Munchy, Theyre Crunchy, but most of all, there quite chocolatey! Mario finds himself in a coa-coa explosion.

He woke up the next morning in a hospital bed with his two giant robots beside him.
 
Moogle said:
Oompa-Loompas
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Lol, those are from Charlie and teh Chocolate-Factory or however this annoying movie is called.

Far away he sees a helicopter. Dry Bones, Toadette and Waluigi are in it, shooting coloured balls at him. He had to climb to the very top of the building in a small time limit or else the others would get more money than he has. Suddenly, he is in a haunted mansion, lost. He discovers spooky secrets and hidden ways. He knew it: "I have to get-a a star from-a King Boo!" He walked across a strangely coloured floor, with blue, green and red everywhere. On the way to King Boo he found proviant in form of a candy. But, what he didn't know, Dry Bones, Toadette and Waluigi were chasing him...

(Minigame and Board in MP8 :D)
 
Mario fell off a cliff. Into a Moon Bounce.
 
He bounced off.

@Nintendoobsessed: Did you know your stories are pretty brutal? There are young kids here.
 
Then Wolf comes in and says "Can't let you do that, Star Fox!". Then Peppy says "Do a barrel roll!". Mario starts doing barrel rolls, until...
 
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.


Show me yo moves!
 
Mario looked out of a random window of the Mushroom Castle, fearing about Princess Peach. She and Toad were going for a walk and have disappeared. Luigi, Yoshi, Daisy, Birdo, Wario and even Bowser were sitting behind him quietly. Since Peach was gone, everything in the Mushroom and also the Koopa Kingdom was going wrong. Where was Peach? Where was Toad? Toadette was sitting in the corner and crying. Toadsworth just randomly shouted "Pip-hip!", "Tally-ho!" and "By my grandfathers marmalade!". Waluigi was sitting beside DK and Diddy Kong. Even Pauline and Rosalina came to the castle to sooth the others. Bowser Jr. was just lying there. The Koopalings, who normally play with each other, were sighing. Petey Piranha and King Boo were in the castle. Every friend and foe was there to wait for Peach and Toad. They didn't know Peach was on vacation in Hawaii.
 
Let's re-start.

Once upon a time, the protagonist who is Mario was walkng through a very harmonious forest, which was harmonious indeed. Suddenly, he saw a Nintendo 64, which has good graphics; it is very big. So Mario did hook it to his TV of happiness. And he did find that he had no games! So he...
 
...went to Peach because she had all Mario games and Nintendo systems! But then...

PaperStriker said:
Mario looked out of a random window of the Mushroom Castle, fearing about Princess Peach. She and Toad were going for a walk and have disappeared. Luigi, Yoshi, Daisy, Birdo, Wario and even Bowser were sitting behind him quietly. Since Peach was gone, everything in the Mushroom and also the Koopa Kingdom was going wrong. Where was Peach? Where was Toad? Toadette was sitting in the corner and crying. Toadsworth just randomly shouted "Pip-hip!", "Tally-ho!" and "By my grandfathers marmalade!". Waluigi was sitting beside DK and Diddy Kong. Even Pauline and Rosalina came to the castle to sooth the others. Bowser Jr. was just lying there. The Koopalings, who normally play with each other, were sighing. Petey Piranha and King Boo were in the castle. Every friend and foe was there to wait for Peach and Toad. They didn't know Peach was on vacation in Hawaii.
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Just as Luigi and Daisy went into the castle to [censored], Toadsworth suddenly morphed into Giga Toadsworth. Soon, Peach came back, but before Mario could get some games, Toadsworth swallowed the N64 whole. When :luigi: and :daisy: exited the castle, Toadsworth had a heart attack, shrunk back to normal size, and died.
 
Then a giant Kitty came in and ate the Universe.
 
Rosalina came and explained the circle of the universe would always repeat itself, but it would never be the same. Then she recreated the Universe, and Toadsworth was alive.
 
The Kitten said sorry and left to go and live a succesfull life as a Lawyer.
 
Mario found about this and cried every night until he found some Instant Ramen and ate it.
 
Then he...
PaperStriker said:
...went to Peach because she had all Mario games and Nintendo systems! But then...

PaperStriker said:
Mario looked out of a random window of the Mushroom Castle, fearing about Princess Peach. She and Toad were going for a walk and have disappeared. Luigi, Yoshi, Daisy, Birdo, Wario and even Bowser were sitting behind him quietly. Since Peach was gone, everything in the Mushroom and also the Koopa Kingdom was going wrong. Where was Peach? Where was Toad? Toadette was sitting in the corner and crying. Toadsworth just randomly shouted "Pip-hip!", "Tally-ho!" and "By my grandfathers marmalade!". Waluigi was sitting beside DK and Diddy Kong. Even Pauline and Rosalina came to the castle to sooth the others. Bowser Jr. was just lying there. The Koopalings, who normally play with each other, were sighing. Petey Piranha and King Boo were in the castle. Every friend and foe was there to wait for Peach and Toad. They didn't know Peach was on vacation in Hawaii.
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PaperStriker said:
Then he...
PaperStriker said:
...went to Peach because she had all Mario games and Nintendo systems! But then...

PaperStriker said:
Mario looked out of a random window of the Mushroom Castle, fearing about Princess Peach. She and Toad were going for a walk and have disappeared. Luigi, Yoshi, Daisy, Birdo, Wario and even Bowser were sitting behind him quietly. Since Peach was gone, everything in the Mushroom and also the Koopa Kingdom was going wrong. Where was Peach? Where was Toad? Toadette was sitting in the corner and crying. Toadsworth just randomly shouted "Pip-hip!", "Tally-ho!" and "By my grandfathers marmalade!". Waluigi was sitting beside DK and Diddy Kong. Even Pauline and Rosalina came to the castle to sooth the others. Bowser Jr. was just lying there. The Koopalings, who normally play with each other, were sighing. Petey Piranha and King Boo were in the castle. Every friend and foe was there to wait for Peach and Toad. They didn't know Peach was on vacation in Hawaii.
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Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away
 
Then sonic came in and ate the rabbit and said "wow thats good eeting!"
 
Then the end appeared.
 
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