Mario's Nightmare (Add however much you want to the story)

Then Indiana Jones came in and sliced the Talking Fish up.
 
Mario ran crying, then the hobo kitty ate him. Only to throw up a hairball...
 
Which fell down on Peach, killing her instantly. Mario said "Whoo hoo free games" and ran to Peach's house and stole all her gaming systems and games. By doing this, Mario was senteced to Davy Jones locker.
 
He then exploded. He's back at Peach's Castle, the Hobo Kitty comes back eating the game systems, Mario yells "MAMA MIA!! YOU-A-STUPID HOBO!!!" and runs off.
 
Mario runs off like a lunatic, but he remembers something... he left the systems and games behind... "oh, wait, I have a giant Hobo racing after me......... Why did I remind my-a-self?"
 
Then...

The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.


Captain Falcon then says "Show me yo moves!"

Captain Falcon Falcon Punches the giant Hobo.
 
Then Captain Falcon is killed by Kent C. Koopa. Mario cries because he's not strong enough to beat him and has to pay 100 coins to pass. :(
 
Then Bowser fell down from the sky and transfromed into a mix of a Goomba and a Thwomp. Then a Scuttle Bug came and made him angry, so that he squashed Mario. Bowser, now called "Gomp" or "Thwomba", squashed the Scuttle Bug, too. Then its family got angry and they threw fruit at Thwompa (Bowser).
 
Thwhomba then runs home like a lunatic, and Mario is just laying there... and he starts eating the fruit and becomes more fat.
 
He then walks like a fat person does... he smashes a car which had Peach in it... :peach: :mario:
 
The world asplodes. Rosalina recreates it (46th time nao) and everyone is happy.
 
The hobo, not about to lose money to a fictional character, proceeds to send his army of drunken coonhounds to destroy the Nintendo HQ, destroying all evidence of the pixelated plumber. But one has survived. Ridley. Ridley pukes on the dogs (Petey Piranha is Ridley's father), then has an epic battle with the hobo...
 
The Hobo & Ridley, both blow themselves up... but the world din't recreate its self.
 
Then Guiliant jumped in and made it so that it did!
 
Unfortunately, Peach was now missing. Mario turned around and saw Guliant running off with her. "S'long, sucker!" Guliant yelled. "I'm gonna kidnap her and make her a permament character in my brain-numbingly bad fanfictions!" Mario...
 
Then Guiliant succeeded with his plan and married Peach.
 
But Dummmmmmy fell through the window at just the right time and spilled punch all over the wedding certificate, as well as breaking Peach's bonds. Peach ran out the church, into her castle, and...
 
repeatadly stabbed herself with a spoon. Guiliant and Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy then went into a fierce battle of epic proportions
 
Then Merlee came down and said "omg" and revived Guiliant but ate Dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
 
Dummmmmmy then controlled Merlee from the inside and...

BTW, Gullii, I'm not TIRED of you. I really think you're the funniest user here. I just don't think making nonsensical posts is very funny.
 
Mario rolled in and squashed Dummmmmmmmy/Merlee

Plus I agree with 3D, you are on of the funniest users.
 
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