Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

PeteyPiranhaPerson said:
The Koopalings are Bowser's kids, but from a different mother than Bowser Jr.
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From what I remember, Miyamoto straight-up said that they weren't Bowser's kids after 20 years.
 
Yep, he did. Pisses me off to no end, it does. One can still argue they were adopted or something and then disowned when he got himself a biological kid or something, but I prefer the "screw that, I'm doing what's right and leaving them as his kids in my headcanon" reaction.
 
Walkazo said:
Yep, he did. Pisses me off to no end, it does. One can still argue they were adopted or something and then disowned when he got himself a biological kid or something, but I prefer the "screw that, I'm doing what's right and leaving them as his kids in my headcanon" reaction.
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Same here. It's so much more interesting when they are Bowser's children IMO. I don't care about the mother of those kids, really.
 
Halayà úbe Praseodymium Mario said:
Walkazo said:
Yep, he did. Pisses me off to no end, it does. One can still argue they were adopted or something and then disowned when he got himself a biological kid or something, but I prefer the "screw that, I'm doing what's right and leaving them as his kids in my headcanon" reaction.
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Same here. It's so much more interesting when they are Bowser's children IMO. I don't care about the mother of those kids, really.
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I'm always of the theory that the mother is dead. Think of it - she's never mentioned, even in the RPGs.
 
Pink Gold Giga12 said:
Halayà úbe Praseodymium Mario said:
Walkazo said:
Yep, he did. Pisses me off to no end, it does. One can still argue they were adopted or something and then disowned when he got himself a biological kid or something, but I prefer the "screw that, I'm doing what's right and leaving them as his kids in my headcanon" reaction.
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Same here. It's so much more interesting when they are Bowser's children IMO. I don't care about the mother of those kids, really.
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I'm always of the theory that the mother is dead. Think of it - she's never mentioned, even in the RPGs.
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What really got me into Mario (beyond just playing the games) was wondering what happened to the mother and then writing a story about what would happen if she came back. Then that basic story evolved into a whole, convoluted headcanon, but aside from the specific "she comes back" fanfics, I just operate under the assumption that she vanished without a trace when Junior was an egg and is presumed dead.

Of course, if Nintendo can't handle Bowser having a gaggle of non-mini-me kids, they probably won't be giving him any sort of wife, past or present, so hopefully our headcanons about this aspect of his family life are safe.
 
Maybe they're divorced. Bowser had a midlife crisis and dyed his hair red, but his wife didn't like it and left him. Now Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach because he's hoping for ransom money to pay alimony.

That's why the Koopalings keep coming back for one game and then vanish for the next twenty. They live with their mother and just visit occasionally. Bowser Jr. is Bowser's newest kid and has no connection to his shrew of an ex wife, so he lives with his dad.
 
I wanna say they are divorced in the cartoons, but I could be confusing the actual show with fanfiction rewritings of select episodes that I read years ago...
 
Pink Gold Tubba Blubba said:
Maybe they're divorced. Bowser had a midlife crisis and dyed his hair red, but his wife didn't like it and left him. Now Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach because he's hoping for ransom money to pay alimony.
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Maybe Peach reminds him of his ex-wife so he's trying to get back to a place where he was with his wife and happy.
 
Headless Specter said:
Pink Gold Tubba Blubba said:
Maybe they're divorced. Bowser had a midlife crisis and dyed his hair red, but his wife didn't like it and left him. Now Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach because he's hoping for ransom money to pay alimony.
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Maybe Peach reminds him of his ex-wife so he's trying to get back to a place where he was with his wife and happy.
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Or she's nothing like the wife, and he's using Peach to try to forget his wife and the painful hole she left behind.
 
Guys, guys, guys. Peach is just a means to an end. It's Mario he's after. Peach is a convenient tool to get his attention.
 
That makes perfect sense, but why wouldn't Bowser put himself in World 1 (bar NSMB) so Mario doesn't have to trek as far to get to him?
 
Nysic said:
Also, Bowser can only be comfortable surrounded by lava in World 8.
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He needs the heat because it's good for his dorsalgia.

Isn't him having back pains even canon? I recall it being a plot point in Bowser's Inside Story.
 
Pink Gold Tubba Blubba said:
Isn't him having back pains even canon? I recall it being a plot point in Bowser's Inside Story.
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It's only in that one minor part of the game, and even then it's only after he's freed from a safe after being cramped in there for a while.
 
Nysic said:
I thought he had back pains because Mario and Luigi drilled into his back.
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They do that to fix his back.


Really that entire part is only there just for the purpose of getting the Spike Ball move, anyway...
 
Everything that happens in Mario games is just a means to an end. Half of the fun is piecing together absurd implications that result from those events.

Really, the fact that there's almost no continuity or plot cohesion in the series means it can be pretty much whatever you want it to be.
 
Pink Gold Tubba Blubba said:
Everything that happens in Mario games is just a means to an end. Half of the fun is piecing together absurd implications that result from those events.

Really, the fact that there's almost no continuity or plot cohesion in the series means it can be pretty much whatever you want it to be.
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QFT!
 
I think Waluigi is a far better character than Toad, and that Toad is a failure of a character that needs to die and go to the Underwhere and never return. Meanwhile his corpse is sacrificed to the Great Lord Waluigi, who rejects such filth and gives it to the wild Goombas.
 
Toad's death would be meaningless. He'd be replaced with an indistinguishable other Toad immediately.
 
Toad's the best though
 
Dreamy Fawful said:
I think Waluigi is a far better character than Toad, and that Toad is a failure of a character that needs to die and go to the Underwhere and never return. Meanwhile his corpse is sacrificed to the Great Lord Waluigi, who rejects such filth and gives it to the wild Goombas.
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So, uh, what religion is this and how do I join
 
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