Give the next poster an item

[Specific Neptune]

I drink it, assuming it's a drink. If not, I drink it anyway.

Next user gets groden

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Don't know what that is, so I eat it and hope to live.

Next user gets following them around and being annoying.

 

[Shyghoul]

*burns it*

Next user gets a boat.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I sail to a distant land, gain an army, and send troops to kill the next user.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

luckily, my troops are a lot more powerful. MUTHS, ATTACK!

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Thanks! I level up. Next user gets New Super Mario Bros. 3, in which the exact same story is milked... again!

 

[Recon-Seven]

I playing the SMB3.

Next user gets a.. cheese filled with a cheese maggot.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Gross, I throw it away.

Next user gets a plush

 

[Recon-Seven]

I kept it in plush collection.

Next user gets a.. waffle with a honey.

 

[BowserJunior]

Next user can have it.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I eats the waffle, seriously.

Next user gets an bus ridden with many roaches and rats.

 

[EctoBiologist]

burn it with fire.

The next user get a challenger

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

"I am Mustard of Doom..."
I give my speech and defeat the challenger.
Next user gets him crying and whining for his mama.

 

[BowserJunior]

I kick him.

Next user gets Knife.

 

[chillv]

Thanks for the knife! I murdered the challenger with it

Next user will get a video game

 

[BowserJunior]

No, not a knife, the Knife

I play the videogame.

Next user gets a mini mario.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I play with the Mini Mario.

Next user gets Dimentio

 

[Lord Bowser]

NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO DIMENSION D! AND WHAT THE **** IS A CHAOS HEART?!

Next user gets fury.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

NOW MY FURY IS DOUBLED!!!
I take it out on the next user.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Now I can become fury for now.

Next user gets an... Reznor.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I defeat it.

Next user gets a Thwomp...landing on their head.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*flattened like a pancake*

Next user gets a hot sauce and a taco.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

*Omnomnom*

Next user gets the first copy of Mario & Luigi Dream Team

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I preciously keep it.


Next user gets a King Bob-omb

 

[Lord Bowser]

-throws away-

Next user gets a -inator; a machine that makes everybody more .