Give the next poster an item

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

It's a bomb. I light it and hurl it at the next user, who does not have time to do anything about it before it goes boom.

Since I am a monster, (from the good wishes aren't always good wishes thread) I eat the bomb. It was kind of spicy.

are you that one boss from those crappy zelda cdi games? that green jerkwad that ate hyrulians.


i sell the claw on ebay.


the next user gets a copy of sonic 06

 

[Fazer]

Keeps it until I get a Gamecube.

Next user gets a house.

 

[chillv]

Keeps it until I get a Gamecube.

Next user gets a house.

I live in the house

Next user gets 1000£

 

[Fazer]

Converts them to SEK.

Next user gets a football.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

I use my mega strike technique, Empress Peach, and kick it into the universe.

The next user gets a goomba.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I kill him by stomping on him.


Next user may have his corpse.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*burns it in the fireplace*



next user gets the goomba's ashes

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Let us bury it....


Next user gets to read Goomba's will.

 

[chillv]

Let us bury it....


Next user gets to read Goomba's will.

I read it and it says that me, world10, bowserjunior and goombar get to a share of his 1000 coins so we get 250 coins each!

Next user gets a starman (earthbound or mario? you decide!)

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I eat it and ram into the next user

 

[BowserJunior]

Ow! Next user gets my wrath

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Ineffective, as I'm still under the effects of the Starman.

Next user gets a talking Fawful action figure.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-throws away-

Next user gets force-fed a bottle of sweetness, joy, calmness, and sanity.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I'm immune

Next user gets mustard up to their nose

 

[marioman1213]

Mr Krabs runs in and yells at you for wasting mustard

Next user gets a rattlesnake.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-eats-
Next user gets a Mushroom.

 

[marioman1213]

*grows huge, starts trampling everything* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Next person gets cooked Goomba.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Ooh, this looks and smells pretty good...-munch munch munch- AGH! CANNIBALISM!

Next user gets Goomba vomit... bleh...

 

[marioman1213]

Toss it at the next user.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*wipes the vomit away*

Next user gets a Magnus Von Grapple action figure.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Yay!!!


Next user gets a Koopa Troopa.

 

[chillv]

I become freinds with it!

Next user gets a yoshi

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I ride on it.


Huh? Yoshi has swallowed a Koopa Troopa!!! SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!

Next user has the shell hurtling towards him.

 

[chillv]

I ride on it.


Huh? Yoshi has swallowed a Koopa Troopa!!! SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!

Next user has the shell hurtling towards him.

I catch it!

chillv: Are you okay koopa troopa?

Next user don't get nothin' (SLANG!)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Nothing??? You mean the Nothing, the dissolving Nothing in the book Mister Monday ond the whole lot??? YAY


Next user has Nothing(the dissolving one) hurtling towards them.