Give the next poster an item

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

a what?



next user gets culex

 

[Lord Bowser]

Why use four crystals for battle if you could just sell them...

Next user gets food.

 

[Fazer]

Oh cool. *Yoshi comes and eats me*

Next user gets a shoe.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-puts on-

Next user gets .

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*puts over bridge and uses axe to destroy the bridge*



next user gets half life 3

 

[Lord Bowser]

I hate half-life -burns-

Next user gets headbonked by me.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ouch!


next user gets a knife.

 

[Lord Bowser]

how can I use a knife if I have no arms...

Next user gets a very sad .

 

[Fazer]

Hey dude, I'm don't be sad! D:

Next user gets a Koopa Shell.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-kicks-

Next user gets some maple syrup.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

um, thanks?



next user gets an idea

 

[Lord Bowser]

I KNOW! Lets make a giant black hole in the sky to destroy everything in the whole universe just because I can't find my girlfriend and I think the universe is to blame but in reality it was only my father! YEAH! ← Super Paper Mario in a nutshell

Next user gets Count Bleck's staff.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

Flamer: I don't hail you dumb staff N00BZ!

Next user gets a Shroom Shake YUM! YOU'LL NEVER WANNA HATE IT!

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

a what?

Somebody hasn't seen Wreck-it Ralph

*drinks*

Next user gets a bruised head.

 

[marioman1213]

OW!

Next user gets Wreck-It Ralph.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I already have it

Next user gets a flower. It contains a miniature bomb.

 

[marioman1213]

*shoots Fawful with fire*

Next user gets pork chops.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

eats

next user gets a harmless little who has swallowed a bomb.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

*hugs*

Next user gets his/her own planet.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

YES!!! BOW TO ME! I RULE A WHOLE PLANET!

Next user gets a fake warp pipe.

 

[Fazer]

*Jumps in* Oh wait...

Next user gets a beach.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

The beach is now decorated with large Fawful statues.

Next user gets one falling on their head.

 

[Fazer]

I need... ow... a doctor...

Next user gets a doctor.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

enslaves and sends to kill next user in gruesome way

 

[Recon-Seven]

*killed in gruesome way*

Next user gets a record tape that says "Fire! Fire! Fire!"