Give the next poster an item

[Lord Bowser]

um okay?

Next user gets 's blaster.

 

[marioman1213]

*blasts Bowser45*

Next user gets

SCROLLING TEXT!!

 

[Lord Bowser]

OH GOD NO
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

next user gets a teddy bear

 

[Driftmaster130]

*sells*

Next user gets glowing text.

 

[Lord Bowser]

first moving, now glowing
WHEN WILL THIS STOP

next user gets to feel my wrath

 

[Driftmaster130]

*dodges it*

Next user gets glowing text.....in green.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I assume it is radiated, right? *flee in terror*.

Next user gets a bucket of pig lards.

 

[Lord Bowser]

ew...

next user gets monochrome ice cream

 

[Recon-Seven]

I ate the ice cream.

Next user gets painting of Lethal Lava Land.

 

[Amphituber]

I shove my brother through it.

Next user gets a Knuckle Sandwich. As in a sandwich with Knuckles the Echidna in it. Yeah.

 

[Boozooka]

I assume it is radiated, right? *flee in terror*.

Next user gets a bucket of pig lards.

The irony. I just saw a documentary on the Love Canal incident near Niagara Falls in 1978.

I eat it. Then I dream about that insanely scary Sonic hack. I die of seizures. Next user gets my dead body.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I burns it.

Next user gets Skrillex action figures.

 

[Lord Bowser]

yay cool

next user gets a life-size doll, complete with egg-shooting action

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

*Burns*

Next user gets mini Toadettes

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

yay!!! Little Amuse Bouches.... Whoops.


Next user gets a little tanuki.

 

[Boozooka]

Oh how cute. AH CRAP IT BIT ME.

Next user gets a cake.

 

[Lord Bowser]

is it a lie

next user gets a toy car

 

[Recon-Seven]

I destroys it.

Next user gets some horror manga (be careful, as it can gives you a nightmare, just ate some sweet dream sugar and you'll be fine)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I love horror...



Next user can have a piece of my birthday cake.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-nom nom nom-

next user gets monochrome-flavored ice cream

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

STOP WITH THAT.



Next user gets wrinkles.

 

[Lord Bowser]

>2D ftw

next user gets a lifetime supply of monochrome-flavored ice cream (NO I WILL NEVER STOP MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I force-feed them into the next user's mouth.

 

[Lord Bowser]

YAY

next user gets happiness and joy

 

[Shyghoul]

*throws them away*

Next user gets Bill!