Give the next poster an item

[Boozooka]

*eats it*

IT WAS JUST THE EGG! THE BABY'S ALREADY BEEN BORN!

Next user gets an alarm clock.

 

[Lord Bowser]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................... - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?

NEXT USER GETS TO FEEL MY WRATH

 

[Boozooka]

Ohyouthinkyou'resogood? CASTING GAEA RAGE...












Oh it missed. Well, motherfu-

(Next user gets my dead body that happens to be immune to fire, explosions, and stomach acid)

 

[Lord Bowser]

-throws in a ditch-

Next user gets a hungry .

 

[Boozooka]

OH SHITE IT'S SNEEZING AND I JUST GOT RID OF A COLD RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

Next user gets to murder Mr. Game & Watch

 

[Lord Bowser]

...I am NOT going to commit suicide.

Next user gets a lit bomb.

 

[Boozooka]

*allows to blow up in face for making somebody imply suicide*

Dammit, them Blue Jay fans hate me. It's a Looney Tunes style one, where the face is smoking!

Next user gets to be for a day.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Next user gets to admire my -ness.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*ignore*

Next user gets a Dark Star (feel free to use it)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I HAVE SUCTION!!!



Next user can have a burst of evil power.

 

[Fazer]

Bwahahahah...

Next user gets an intelligent Goomba.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*puts in cage*

Next user gets a kart.

 

[Fazer]

*uses the kart to save the Goomba from the cage*

Next user gets the cage.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*puts Goomba back in*

Next user gets hit on the head.

 

[Fazer]

Ha! My helmet protected me.

Next user gets my broken helmet.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*throws away*

Next user gets another blow to the head.

 

[Boozooka]

*reflects it off to the kart, busting the engine*

Next user gets the destroyed engine.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*puts back together*

Next user gets yet another blow to the head.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Ouch. That hurt.



next user gets a vending machine.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*drinks pop, then throws on next user*

Next user gets ^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Fazer]

I wonder what ^^^^^^^^^^^^ does.

Next user gets fire.

 

[Driftmaster130]

*sprays out*

Next user gets my fire extinguisher.

 

[Fazer]

*sprays at you*

Next user gets a boat trip around an archipelago.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Yay

next user gets infinite smileys

Spoiler

 

[Fazer]

*commits sui--* *grabs a weapon to shoot them*

Next user gets an Ambassador.