Give the next poster an item

*turns into :posh:, gives to next user*
 
What the heck happened to your avatar *kills it*

Next user gets a weird text.
 
Weird.
Next person gets a Killing Edge.
 
Oh, thank you, now I can lit the dynamite!

Next user gets an lit dynamite.
 
Dynamite!? Aaaaah! *throws it far away*


The next user gets to play in a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie as Jack Sparrow's son
 
*burns*

Next user gets a cassette
 
What am i suposed to do with this? *throws away*


Next user gets a 500 Dollar/Euro/Yen (whatever kind of money you pay with) parking ticket
 
*rips up*

Next user gets nothing.
 
MAKE MY MASTER SWORD GROW! *The master sword gets longer, and I slash away at the air for no reason*

Next user gets something.
 
"Award of failure 2013"... screw it! *throws back at you*

Next user gets a laptop.
 
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