Give the next poster an item

[YuruNex]

AAAH WHY IS IT FULL OF BOMBS!!!

Next user gets a kiss on the nose from Bowser

 

[Boo Diddly]

EWW.

Next user gets kissed by

 

[Kingfawful4321]

*Combs hair* okay i'm ready.

The next user gets to be locked in a room with Francis.

 

[Boozooka]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Next user gets a life no I don't mean an extra life...

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

OK. Good.



Next user gets a death.

 

[Boozooka]

Sorry, I null insta-kills. I'M THE DEMI-FIEND BYATCH.

Next user gets a game over.

 

[Recon-Seven]

No tha-oh, am I already dead?

Next user gets to listen to Super Mario Galaxy 2 remixes of Koopa's Road.

 

[N64Dude]

listens.
Next user gets a sword.

 

[YuruNex]

* I slice the next user's head off

 

[Boozooka]

My head returns to my neck somehow and I Javelin Rain your face.

Next user gets a sportscar dropped on their head.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I dodge it.

Next user gets to become my comrade, da!

 

[Boo Diddly]

No thanks

Next user gets to kill Peach

 

[Madikoopa]

I'm all for it.

Next user gets a Magikoopa wand.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Thanks! *Turns Peach into a Lynx*

Next user gets Randomness!

 

[Kerrigan]

I give it to mario and he goes bogus.

Next user gets the turtle island near isle Delfino.

 

[N64Dude]

i give the turtle food.

Next user gets a bed.

 

[Fazer]

Zzzz...

Next user gets my pillow.

 

[Duskull]

Next poster gets my new house

 

[Kerrigan]

DYNAMITED!!

Next poster gets a water balloon.

 

[Fazer]

*throws at the next user*

 

[Boo Diddly]

*throws to the next user*

 

[Madikoopa]

SPLAT.

Next user gets an evil penguin sidekick.

 

[Boo Diddly]

Thanks

Next user gets a Bob-omb Minion.

 

[Duskull]

Excellent

Next poster gets what remains of my school

 

[Madikoopa]

There is now nothing that remains of your school.

Next user gets to decide.