True or false thread

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Next user feels cold
 
True

Next user is watching tv
 
True. 5 minutes ago to be exact! :eek:

Next user is using anything that's not a computer.
 
Heck yeah I can! ;D

Next user is on another site.
 
Huh?

Next person is bored.
 
I dunno what those are...

Next person can write.
 
Meh. It's alright.

Next person hates math.
 
Hell no.

Next person is under 14.
 
True(maybe...)!

Next person is a girl.
 
Isn't it obvious?

Next person is using a desktop pc
 
False.

Next user doesn't play Mario or has only played 1 game.
 
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