What do You Think would Happen if Disney Bought Nintendo?

[Toad Eightyfive]

People said Pixar would be ruined in 2006. We got Cars and Wall-E.

People said Marvel would be ruined in 2010. We got The Avengers.

I don't see how adding Nintendo as a third second-party company would hurt.

 

[supermariofan]

I for one wouldn't mind at all.

Is Ferb humping Perry?

 

[Magikrazy]

Is Ferb humping Perry?

Yes, because Mario totally humps Yoshi every time he mounts him.

 

[RandomGuy]

If Yoshi is Agent Y, then obviously Kamek would be Kamekshmirtz

 

[ColonelKR]

I for one wouldn't mind at all.

So you're basically saying that Luigi would suddenly become Mario's mute compadre?

 

[RandomGuy]

Ferb does speak once in a while, if you listen

 

[ColonelKR]

Ferb does speak once in a while, if you listen

I stand corrected, but in a good way because that's true.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Well when you think about it, Luigi doesn't speak much in the games.

 

[ColonelKR]

Well when you think about it, Luigi doesn't speak much in the games.

Nor does Mario. I do wish that the Bros., Peach, Bowser, and all the rest would say more stuff in spoken dialogue. I don't care if dubbing over Japanese mouth movements is irregular; if it can be done in Super Mario Sunshine, it can be done in any game thereafter.

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

M. Bison: OF COURSE!

 

[ColonelKR]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

He did exclude the children, though.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

more or less

 

[Fawfulfury65]

Oh my gosh. I don't even want to think what would happen if Disney bought Nintendo.

But it won't ever happen, so we're completely safe.

 

[supermariofan]

Oh my gosh. I don't even want to think what would happen if Disney bought Nintendo.

But it won't ever happen, so we're completely safe.

hmmm are you sure?

 

[ColonelKR]

Oh my gosh. I don't even want to think what would happen if Disney bought Nintendo.

But it won't ever happen, so we're completely safe.

hmmm are you sure?

In a world dominated by corporate power, anything can happen...

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

He did exclude the children, though.

Yeah. If he had killed the children, it would have been bad. He's just killing innocent men and women though, so that's okay.

 

[Nabber]

Mass murder is fine as long as you leave the means to repopulate, like cloning machines.

 

[ColonelKR]

Mass murder is fine as long as you leave the means to repopulate, like cloning machines.

Or stem cell production equipment.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Obviously, mass murder of innocents is the best way to solve this.

He did exclude the children, though.

Yeah. If he had killed the children, it would have been bad. He's just killing innocent men and women though, so that's okay.

yes well

how else am i supposed to get disney

there's like no one on the planet who has enough money to punish them

and they're overseas so you can't limit them with the us government

and disney world is actually fun for kids so i can't get people to stop going there and boycott disney

 

[RandomGuy]

You could hijack the rides and make them unsafe for kids

 

[Dr. Javelin]

But I'm trying to avoid killing the kids!

 

[2257]

I'd been avoiding clicking on this topic for a few days because I knew something terrible would be waiting inside when I did look.

Since Nintendo could not possibly disappoint me any more than they are right now, put me down as "all for it".

 

[ColonelKR]

I'd been avoiding clicking on this topic for a few days because I knew something terrible would be waiting inside when I did look.

Since Nintendo could not possibly disappoint me any more than they are right now, put me down as "all for it".

If you're for Disney buying Nintendo, please vote yes!

 

[2257]

But it's not because Pixar and Marvel are fine. It's because Nintendo is unbearably awful.