Slippery Slope

[Bop1996]

Alright, so if you've seen those DirecTV commercials in which some poor consequence of Cable causes a chain reaction of events that always end disastrously, this is very similar. You start with a simple, mundane event that happens every day, and escalate it for ten posts until you wind up in a horrible situation that would never really happen based off the original event.

I'll start:

When you are too lazy to get yourself some food, you become hungry.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

When you become hungry you start trying to eat people

 

[SonicMario]

When you start trying to eat people, you're found guilty for attempted/successful Murder

 

[Superchao]

When you're found guilty for attempted murder, you go to jail for thirty years.

 

[Bop1996]

When you go to jail for thirty years, you get desperate and plan a prison riot.

 

[New Super Mario]

I love those commercials.

When you plan a prison riot, you stick your pitch fork into someone else's eye.

 

[Mario4Ever]

When you stick your pitchfork into someone else's eye, you are surrounded by armed guards.

 

[Time Turner]

When you're surrounded by armed guards, you are beaten up and forced into a jail cell with Steve the Crazy Ax Killer.

 

[-----]

When you're forced into a jail cell with Steve the Crazy Ax Killer, you find out he loves My Little Pony.

 

[SonicMario]

When you find out he loves My Little Pony, You get punched in the face during a "Who's Best Pony" argument in the jailcell

 

[Weasel]

When you get punched in the face, your nose breaks.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

When your noes breaks you try and steal someone else's

 

[Lily x]

When you steal someone elses nose, you make another person have an amputated body part due to your selfishness.

 

[Nabber]

When you make another person have an amputated body part due to your selfishness, you start a fashion fad.

 

[Lily x]

When you start a fashion fad, you are no longer a hipster.

 

[Nabber]

When you are no longer a hipster, you can fly.

 

[Bop1996]

When you can fly, you test your limits.

 

[Time Turner]

When you test your limits, you fly too close to the sun and burn alive.

Wasn't this supposed to go on for ten posts?

 

[Bop1996]

Yeah, but it's not a big deal.

We should probably start over tho since we've gone from being hungry to burning alive.

When you go clothes shopping for hours on end, you get restless.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you get restless, you want to stab Smasher.

...what, just me? Okay.

 

[Time Turner]

When you want to stab Smasher, you get chased by angry guards.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you get chased by angry guards, they want your number.

 

[Nabber]

When they want your number, you plan to kill Smasher together.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you plan to kill Smasher together, you are successful.

 

[Nabber]

When you are successful, you have parties with famous people.