Slippery Slope

When you have parties with famous people, the party ends up being robbed.
 
When you get attacked by rabid squirrels, they kidnap you and force the president to pay $500 for your safe return.
 
when that happens, the president refuses and you are stuck being tortured by rapid squirrels.
 
When the president refuses and you are stuck being tortured by rabid squirrels, you assassinate the president.
 
When you assassinate the president a swat team hunts you down and murders you. All because you didn't buy DirecTv!
 
When you get a sunburn, you go to the store and buy some lotion for it.
 
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