-You complain to Nintendo because the girders in the Arcade version of Donkey Kong are shaded while the girders in the NES version are not.
-You think that everyday hammers are too small.
-You beat the lost levels in 00:00:30
-http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z34BCyi91yM<- that was you playing.
-You actually LIKE Super Mario Bros. Special.
-You actually KNOW what Super Mario Bros. Special is.
-You have perfected the wall jump so well, you can do it in Donkey Kong.
-When the Grim Reaper knocks at your door, you try to keep him away, claiming you still have a second chance. In your hand is a moldy mushroom.
-You bought the Sega Genesis just for the Mario pirate.
-You actually thought the Mario pirate for Genesis was good.
-Bowser hates you. Even more than he hates Mario.
-After watching Snake and Otacon discuss Yoshi, you actually wonder what a Yoshi tastes like, you sick creep.
-You also wonder what gusty tastes like.
-You understand the above joke.
-You think Super Mario Galaxy should have been about Mario conquering the Galaxy.
-Despite the above thought, you still like it.
-When brainwashed, you start wearing a mask and naming yourself after the first initial of your name.
-Even if you're brainwashed into hating Mario.
-You KNOW what's behind a shy guy's mask.
-KAMEK FOR BRAWL!
-You try to bring fire to life when the situation calls for it.
-You don't need instructions on how to get through the seven Koopa hotels.
-You think "Mama" is a good nickname.
-You have 8 kids, but no mother.
-You do the Mario when Mario tells you to.
-You can't help singing along to the DK rap.
-You try to make games for money, but the customers say the games are too small.
-You answer their problems by merging all the games.
-You make a helmet out of cardboard, tape and plastic bottles and repeatedly bang your head against the TV in an attempt to get to another dimension.
-You can think of more reasons than this.
-You think that everyday hammers are too small.
-You beat the lost levels in 00:00:30
-http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z34BCyi91yM<- that was you playing.
-You actually LIKE Super Mario Bros. Special.
-You actually KNOW what Super Mario Bros. Special is.
-You have perfected the wall jump so well, you can do it in Donkey Kong.
-When the Grim Reaper knocks at your door, you try to keep him away, claiming you still have a second chance. In your hand is a moldy mushroom.
-You bought the Sega Genesis just for the Mario pirate.
-You actually thought the Mario pirate for Genesis was good.
-Bowser hates you. Even more than he hates Mario.
-After watching Snake and Otacon discuss Yoshi, you actually wonder what a Yoshi tastes like, you sick creep.
-You also wonder what gusty tastes like.
-You understand the above joke.
-You think Super Mario Galaxy should have been about Mario conquering the Galaxy.
-Despite the above thought, you still like it.
-When brainwashed, you start wearing a mask and naming yourself after the first initial of your name.
-Even if you're brainwashed into hating Mario.
-You KNOW what's behind a shy guy's mask.
-KAMEK FOR BRAWL!
-You try to bring fire to life when the situation calls for it.
-You don't need instructions on how to get through the seven Koopa hotels.
-You think "Mama" is a good nickname.
-You have 8 kids, but no mother.
-You do the Mario when Mario tells you to.
-You can't help singing along to the DK rap.
-You try to make games for money, but the customers say the games are too small.
-You answer their problems by merging all the games.
-You make a helmet out of cardboard, tape and plastic bottles and repeatedly bang your head against the TV in an attempt to get to another dimension.
-You can think of more reasons than this.
