Crocodile Dippy's Supremely Bored Pokemon HeartGold Let's Play

iirc miltank never gave me that much trouble, honestly

i'm not sure which pokemon you should use, but perhaps using a fighting type tm/hm on one could help?
 
Guy Kazama and and Svengali.
 
This is quite entertaining.

Father Dougal McGuire said:
iirc miltank never gave me that much trouble, honestly
In the original games, it murdered me one time (with Rollout) and was a pushover the other time (it didn't start using Rollout until it was already almost dead). So, since rock is good and Hypnosis could be used to stop Rollout if need be...

Guy Kazama and Svengali
 
Guy Kazama and Svengali sound good.
 
Walkazo said:
Hypnosis could be used to stop Rollout if need be...
her Miltank holds a Lum berry, which can heal any status problem. I'm just not sure if Svengali can hold out long enough to accurately hit the Miltank with two Hypnosis', especially given his rather shitty defense.

I can always teach Svengali or Guy Kazama Protect, I think you can get that TM in the department store in Goldenrod.
 
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Yeah, we uhh... met yesterday at the Radio Tower. No need to greet me again.

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I'll believe that when I see it. Let's just do this.

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A tiny little fairy? This'll be easy.

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Useless twat. Just spam Confusion, Svengali.

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And so he did.

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Think that'll save you?

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It did not.

So far, so good. She only has one Pokémon left, I can't imagine this being too difficult now.

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It's fitting that your strongest Pokémon is a fat cow. Just put it to sleep, Svengali, and the rest should be easy.

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Wh--HOW?! That doesn't even make any sense! Whatever, commence plan as normal.

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Shit. Try that again, Svengali, maybe it'll stick this ti--

A few Stomps later.

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Abort! Abort! You did well, Svengali, but Guy Kazama could probably hold out better...

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You are a rock. She is a fat cow. How do you...? I don't even care, just try to attack.

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Damn, that didn't do much. I'll just have to keep hoping I get a stronger magnitude...

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And then I wound up using a lot of potions. It's really aggravating to fight this bitch when her cow's got your Pokémon horny.

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Oh you've got to be joking. It took me forever to chip away that health! Guy Kazama, use Magnitude again, and try not to gawk this time.

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That's just so useful to me...

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Aaaagh, this move just keeps getting stronger! You'll need to use Protect, Guy Kazama, or else you're done for!

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You're almost DEAD to her! I could understand more if that cow wasn't so ugly, but right now we just can't risk this!

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Hoorah! Good job, Guy Kazama! Now we can finally bring it down.

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YES! Congratulations, Guy Kazama; you're a true credit to sentient boulders with cow fetishes everywhere!

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That's wonderful. Now cough up the badge, airhead; you lost fair and square.

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You're not getting out of your responsibilities this easily, mate. I'm not leaving until I get my badge.

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Look, I know it's upsetting that you're a complete sore loser, but can I have my badge?

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Finally, some progress. Hey the other blokes gave me a TM when I beat them, are you going to do the sa--

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Oh well, cool. Thanks.

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...yeah I really don't know what sort of self-respecting person would consider a dim-witted crybaby sore loser like you to be any sort of cute. Actually... wait until you meet this guy Ethan, you two will have a blast!

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Alright, that's the Plain Badge in my possession now. The next gym should be in Ecruteak City to the north, so I guess I'll head there now... it's been several days, that tree should've been cut down by now. Onwards, to Route 35!

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Oh hey, a new buddy! She's kind of cute, too. Let's make sure to catch her!

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Another success. Well with a new friend comes nicknaming time, so what are the options this time?
 
That's how everyone in Australia addresses her, it's all affectionate of course. We're not monarchists, we're loyal to Queen Lizzie; once she's passed, we'll probably take full independence seriously.
 
Crocodile Dippy said:
That's how everyone in Australia addresses her, it's all affectionate of course. We're not monarchists, we're loyal to Queen Lizzie; once she's passed, we'll probably take full independence seriously.

You Australians are saints...I love you man.
 
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