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[Specific Neptune]

For God's sake, this is no time to be baking cakes! Quickly, into the cellar!

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi? Yoshi-Yoshi Yoshi?

(Cellar? Are we going to have a party here?)

 

[Specific Neptune]

That's right, the cellar will keep you safe! You too, princess.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

May I offer a drink?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

So you protect the ones that are suposed to protect you but instead they are just being cowards so Bowser can get through easily and just kidnap you while you're just sitting there not even trying to run while the kingdom is getting destroyed?
Good protecting there!

Um... Excuse me Miss. Gomez, but have you ever tried to rule a kingdom which is constantly being attacked by an oversized evil turtle who attacks on a weekly basis? Giving us little to no time to reconstruct? It's not easy. So please... I don't tell you how to do your stuff, so please don't tell me how to do mine. Thank you.

 

[MarioFan]

That's right, the cellar will keep you safe! You too, princess.

What is going on?

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi!

(We are going to have a party in the cellar!)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

With drinks! And cake! And HAM!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

OMG ham? WHERE?

 

[MarioFan]

Ham? I love ham!

 

[Specific Neptune]

We will hold off the invasion, you must all get to safety!

Quickly now, into the cellar.

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi. Yoshi!

(Yay, the party is about to start!)

 

[Specific Neptune]

No matter what you hear up here, do not come back up until one of us says it's alright!

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi, Yo Yoshi Yoshi Yo?

(Okay, but what if I want some food?)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I will provide that. PAR-TEE!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

were's the ham?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Here. *Dangles some ham in front of ARFU*

 

[MarioFan]

Anyone brought anything fun? I think we are gonna be in this cellar for a while

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I have some food, drink, HAM, HAM HAM, and video games.

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi Yoshi, Yoshi Yoshi YOSHI!

(Yeah, you better give me some food or else I'll have to eat you all!)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

ummmm... I'll feed YOU Dark Matter.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You can eat in the cellar!

Argh, they be regrouping out there!

Alright! Soldiers, to your stations! Princess Cadence, you should join the innocents in the cellar.

No, Neptune, I want to help you all up here!

Milady, I can provide the moral for the soldiers. You must get yourself to safety.

...Ok, I will protect the cellar.



Come in, End. What's your position?

I am....in the south eastern hills....End out.

We have a hellish battle ahead of us, Mr. Bane. You'd best be prepared to the most of your abilities.

Fighting battles is what I live for, Master Dozla. And I doubt it would be so much of a loss to die here, in this battle.

Aye, I'd gladly die for my country! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Here they come.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

Here. *Dangles some ham in front of ARFU*

wait, arfu? yay, i have a nickname.


wait, why are we in a cellar

 

[Specific Neptune]

Here. *Dangles some ham in front of ARFU*

wait, arfu? yay, i have a nickname.


wait, why are we in a cellar

We're in here to avoid the battle. It will be tough, even for you. Bane and his army are going to protect us.

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Yoshi Yoshi!

(I'm starting to get bored here. Think I will leave this place and find some more food.)