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Dr. Murder said:
Good morning, you bastards!
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*War Doctor immediately gets up, and whacks the teddybear across the room with the back of his hand, before going back to tinkering with his tardis*
 
*War Doctor grabs the teddy bear's hand before he can blow him up*

Now now, no destroying people. I'll have you locked up in my trophy room if you carry on the way you're going.

And perhaps if you weren't so rude, you might not have gotten the back hand.

*War Doctor releases his hand*

And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
 
*starts cleaning up TARDIS*

yikes, you'd think it was the superbowl last night or something
 
War Doctor said:
And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
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Then you are the three-year old. Matches your description perfectly. And you are the one having delusions. I'm not in your "Trophy Room".
 
Dr. Murder said:
War Doctor said:
And you're not my head master. You're a head master of a three year old, if the three year old had an active imagination. Go away, and play with your toys.
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Then you are the three-year old. Matches your description perfectly. And you are the one having delusions. I'm not in your "Trophy Room".
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Are you even listening? I said I will lock you up in my trophy room if you go on the way you are going. I haven't locked you up yet!

And oh good, an old man is a three year old. You'll be perfect for human physiology at your "pretend school".

Run along, you rubbish bear. I have to fix my tardis, and return to the damn time war, so that I can die in peace, and end what I started.

*War Doctor pushes the bear away*

Michell said:
War Doctor said:
Why do you all worship a crime-fighting bowl?
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I don't, mostly only americans do

and its a sporting event, not a crime fighter or a bowl
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Then why call it a Super Bowl? If it's neither super, nor a bowl, then they shouldn't call it super, or a bowl!
 
So, the TARDIS analyses its surroundings, then takes the appearance of a 1963 police box? Sounds kinda stupid.
 
No...I never said that....but....you seem to have it spot on. Only, the chameleon circuit is broken, and therefore is stuck as a Police Box from 1963.
 
Bombs are so boring. They end things too quickly.
 
Dr. Murder said:
It is, right? Which is why I have placed a bomb in it. A biggie, baddie, despairing bomb. You got two hours to find it!
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So, I'll assume you have all the tools to be able to access the core of this tardis to plant the bomb? The Fizzle Wrench? The Kappa Wires? The Slitheen Spanner? The Bordol Hammer? What about the Krumpy Lead, and the Gudder Buffer? And the Nether Buttons? Have you got that?
 
Aside from the fact that placing a bomb in the core is the only way you'll truly do any damage to this tardis, that's where the chameleon circuit is, which is where you stated you placed the bomb. Anyway, wherever you placed the bomb, you would still need to have all those items to correctly wire it in. Congratulations, you failed again. Not that a bomb would do that much damage anyway. If anything, it would simply power it up again.
 
You're asking a man who's been riding this thing for hundreds of years. But you're avoiding the question. You couldn't have placed a bomb inside the core without the proper tools!
 
Aside from the fact that there are no other tardises around here within the five seconds you seemed to place that bomb, did you use the correct tools?
 
your not clever
that is the dumbest idea ever
if you had a working one you could get us out of here, why would you need to hijack this one?
 
You sure are a whiner. I don't really like whiners.
 
Old man, you should start thinking outside of the box you ride around in.
 
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