What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[RedShell]

My character is dreadful unacceptable.

 

[Stargatedalek]

YOU'RE ALL UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!

 

[Giga12]

Water Gun.

 

[RedShell]

Don't mix, but whatever.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Whatever is that

 

[Giga12]

Let the power of Pink Gold shine upon you!

 

[RedShell]

Who is that, Pink Gold Luigi?

Whatever is that?

A ghost!

 

[User4042]

Who is that, Pink Gold Luigi?

Yes, but with a "G" rather than an "L".

(I know barely anything about Metroid so I'm just going to assume Samus was hired to kill you since she's a bounty hunter)
*shoots*

 

[RedShell]

Ghost! Fail, Samus!

 

[Stargatedalek]

talking apples, pink plumbers, balls of cotton candy who keep talking about Samus
WHATS NEXT

 

[Mario4Ever]

How about an assassin? You're not the target, but maybe you'd like to help me practice?

 

[User4042]

Poyo!

 

[Stargatedalek]

who might this target be? its possible we have similar motives

 

[User4042]

Hiiii!

 

[Mario4Ever]

*kicks pink blob away*

The rules say I can't tell you that, but what are rules for?

Spoiler: this girl

 

[User4042]

 

[Stargatedalek]

*kicks Kirby away nonchalantly*

no idea who she is, but if your a bounty hunter I say why the hell not, I'm bored anyway
and its not like the justice department is ever gonna let me do anything

 

[Nysic]

Why hello there, friends, what might you be doing on this fine evening?

 

[Mario4Ever]

Killing you if you don't get out of my face.

 

[User4042]

This is guarding btw.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Hai, inhaling me wouldn't be healthful for you, just wanna let you know that.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Rust, once exposed to my apple juice!

 

[RedShell]

I BURN THE APPLES!!

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Succumb to my deadly juice!

 

[RedShell]

How is this juice deadly, talking Apple?