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This is the realm of Bowserpedia, young Twilight. Neptune is the owner of this realm, and-

Neptune: SQUEEEEEE!!! IT'S TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

[me=Neptune]runs up to Twilight and gives her a big bear hug[/me]
 
Is a bit scared at first but calms as soon as she knows he's just hugging her. Er... thanks... I guess? ...Can you put me down, your big scaly arms aren't all that comfy, no offense.
 
Neptune: BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

Put her down, Neptune!

Neptune: Awww...

[me=Neptune]puts Twilight down.[/me]

Young Twilight, do you have any questions for Mr. Neptune?
 
Radagast the Brown said:
Neptune: BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

Put her down, Neptune!

Neptune: Awww...

[me=Neptune]puts Twilight down.[/me]

Young Twilight, do you have any questions for Mr. Neptune?
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Is a little creeped out by now but thanks Neptune for letting go of her

I uh actually don't really know what to ask. It's just all crazy here. Though I've seen worse, when a creature named Discord had control of Equestria... though at least Discord didn't use so much fowl language and insults. Is any of the information in the articles even true? Because I have a hard time doing so...
 
That's all right, dear. Neptune, do you have anything to ask Twilight?

Neptune: YEAH ARE THERE ANY IMAGES OF TWILIGHT DASH SHIPPING ON THE INTER-*whack*

[me=Radagast]whacked Neptune on the back of the head with his staff[/me]

That's NOT the type of thing you must ask a woman.

I apologise for Neptune's crass behaviour, Miss Twilight.
 
You look embarrassed, Twilight, as if someone just uncovered a dark secret of yours...

Never mind, eh? Where do you want to go next?
 
Oh no that's not it at all! Neptune's actions are just a tiny bit creeping me out...

Uh I'll let you guide me or something. I know nothing about this place so I don't want to choose a place where something crazy could pop out of nowhere.
 
Very well then. Neptune, do you want to come with us?

Neptune: Blargleewoogahpupple*burp*

Err....I'll take that as a no. Very well then. To Sysop tower! [me=Radagast]clicks his fingers, and within a few seconds, the two are in Sky City.[/me]
 
Radagast the Brown said:
*picks up Sollux, and puts him down hard onto the turnip, squashing it*
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ಠ_ಠ

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

You would make a poor lab specimen, eradicate him like the others
 
I am not a buffoon. First, I don't know how you can speak in colors, but that doesn't make me a buffon. Second, my hat is stuck, I can't take it out, literally, maybe you could help me on that part. Third, I'd give you this dinosaur and all, but I tell you, I can't do much since we are about even in power. Oh and, I'm invulnerable to damage so you can't kill me(or at least not that easily).
 
LN1 said:
I am not a buffoon. First, I don't know how you can speak in colors, but that doesn't make me a buffon. Second, my hat is stuck, I can't take it out, literally, maybe you could help me on that part. Third, I'd give you this dinosaur and all, but I tell you, I can't do much since we are about even in power. Oh and, I'm invulnerable to damage so you can't kill me(or at least not that easily).
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Death does not require damage. Remember this while you spend the rest of existence in a questionably existing hell. Buffoon is spelled with two "O"s. Taking "out" your hat would either require excessive amounts of flirting or damage.
 
erm, I'm not even yet dead. I don't even know why you want to kill me. Spelling errors don't make people buffoons. Why am I even talking to you when I could be getting money somehow? Also, you have to use something to kill me that does damage to me, unless I die by natural causes(aging, though I'm not that old), or something beyond my resistance. But again, why do you want to kill me? I wonder why I waste my time with you?
 
LN1 said:
erm, I'm not even yet dead. I don't even know why you want to kill me. Spelling errors don't make people buffoons. Why am I even talking to you when I could be getting money somehow? Also, you have to use something to kill me that does damage to me, unless I die by natural causes(aging, though I'm not that old), or something beyond my resistance. But again, why do you want to kill me? I wonder why I waste my time with you?
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Extremely false, I can convince you to kill yourself without damage. Quite clever really.

I want to kill you because you are useless and incompetent as a lab subject
 
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