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IDENTIFYING TARGET'S SPEECH PATTERNS.
IDENTIFYING...
SPEECH PATTERNS IDENTIFIED.
COMMENCING DICTIONARY SEARCH.
ANALYSING WORDS...
DESIGNATION: REGIGIGAS.
DESIGNATION IS NOW ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPEECH PATTERNS.

Springtrap. You have been identified as a potentially harmless subject. Please put your arms behind your head, kneel down on the floor, and surrender, or we will destroy you. You have twenty seconds to comply.
 
UNKNOWN LIFEFORM DETECTED.
IDENTIFY TARGET...
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS HUMAN.
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS POTENTIAL THREAT.
DESIGNATION: PETER QUILL (STAR-LORD)
TARGET IS A POTENTIAL THREAT.
USER SHOULD MAINTAIN CONSTANT ALERT IN PRESENCE OF THREATS.
 
IMMEDIATE THREAT DETECTED.
IMMEDIATE THREAT DETECTED.
IDENTIFY TARGETS...
TARGETS IDENTIFIED AS POKEMON.
TARGETS IDENTIFIED AS IMMEDIATE THREAT.
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS MEWTWO.
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS GIRATINA.

ASK DATA BASE "WHATIS MEWTWO"
MEWTWO: Mewtwo is a Pokémon created by science. It is a bipedal, humanoid creature with some feline features. It is primarily gray with a long, purple tail. On top of its head are two short, blunt horns, and it has purple eyes. A tube extends from the back of its skull to the top of its spine, bypassing its neck. It has a defined chest and shoulders, which resemble a breastplate. The three digits on each hand and foot have spherical tips. Its tail is thick at the base, but thins before ending in a small bulb.
QUERY: CRIMES OF MEWTWO.
MEWTWO: Damaging public property, Attempted murder, Disturbance of the peace, Theft, Attempts on the world governments.
DIAGNOSIS: Mewtwo is extraordinarily dangerous. Attempt to arrest or even kill on sight.

ASK DATA BASE "WHATIS GIRATINA"
GIRATINA: Giratina is a large gray draconic Pokémon with gold half rings circling the back of its neck. A thick black stripe runs vertically along the front with red horizontal stripes. In its Altered Forme, it has two large black ghostly wings with red tips that can resemble claws. These wings can change shape as if it's a liquid or gas. Its six legs are thick and clawed.
QUERY: CRIMES OF GIRATINA.
GIRATINA: Damaging public property, Attempted murder, Disturbance of the peace, Kidnapping.
DIAGNOSIS: Giratina is extraordinarily dangerous. It is a Pokemon of Legend. Attempt to kill. Do not attempt to arrest.

Mewtwo. You have been rendered extremely dangerous. Please put your hands behind your head, kneel on the floor, and surrender, or further action will be taken.

Giratina. You have been rendered extremely dangerous. Due to your status, you will not be given a chance to surrender. Prepare to be destroyed.
 
You guys are screwed if there's a meteor that crashes. I guess I could help though
 
Mewtwo said:
Why should I surrender? *Uses Focus Blast on Regigigas*
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ALERT. ALERT. INCOMING ATTACK.
QUERY: STRATEGY.
IDENTIFYING TARGET...
TARGET IDENTIFIED AS MEWTWO.
TARGET'S ATTACK IDENTIFIED AS "FOCUS BLAST"
ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST NORMAL TYPES.
STRATEGY RESULTS: Attack will be dealt. Damage will be done. Due to Mewtwo being a psychic type, the most logical move to use in this situation is either a Bug, Dark, or Ghost type move. The User's Slow Start Ability will cause a minor disadvantage in this situation, due to it causing a decrease in the user's Attack and Speed stats. However, with a powerful enough move, the user can bounce back in the battle. Attempt to redirect any damage against the Focus Blast with the User's hand. In retaliation, use Payback. The damage will respond against Mewtwo, and, due to its status as a Dark type move, could potentially knock it out.
UTILISE STATED STRATEGY. Y/N.
Y
STRATEGY WILL BE UTILISED.

*Regigigas holds up his hand to the Focus Blast, decreasing the damage a bit, and then responds to the attack with Payback on Mewtwo*
 
Aren't you, like, made of paper or something? How are you even holding it?

Also, you realize I could just burn you for that, but i'll be merciful this time. *takes it back and eats it*
 
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