What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Oh, really? Does it have shops?

IT BETTER!
 
Why yes, miss. We have candy, orbs, hexes, and even Genie Lamps! We'll even sell you a Cellular Shopper so you can stay in touch with us and buy a needed Warp Pipe or something!
 
Yeah, candy! They're all delicious. Some might transform you into a vampire or a stone head or a ball or a spring... but the effects are only temporary.
 
I shall crash your party whether you like it or not. Refuse me and you shall be terminated. Especially the fat man
 
Sorry space dragon, the party is beyond the point of getting crashed. But we will expel the yellow fat man from our club if he offends you.
 
WHAT! How can this be??? Just for that, I'm taking my aggression out on the fat man now you had better send him out
 
Yeah, the entire thing was the yellow fat man's fault. Especially now that your lair has been covered in toilet rolls and toilet paper. Yeesh, I don't know what he was drinking. It's not like we offer booze or any sort of drugs there... they just ruin the party.

We'll trick the yellow fat man by saying there's a treasure chest outside. Then, SLAM! kicked out and at the mercy of a lethal metal dragon... thing. Hope you enjoy your party! Here are some refreshments! You shouldn't kill yellow fat men while going thirsty!
 
Ah now this is more like it! Your planet shall be spared.

Now as for YOU FAT MAN, you will clean up my spaceship at once or you shall be sent to the extreme heat of a supernova where you will perish. I would do it myself, but you stink too much and I need to keep this mouth for striking fear into others, not stinking fear into them
 
Of course not don't be ridiculous. I have a franchise to live up to and there's no way I will get my own game. I need Samus to stay in business, I have no need for a silly little squid girl
 
Meta Ridley said:
Ah now this is more like it! Your planet shall be spared.

Now as for YOU FAT MAN, you will clean up my spaceship at once or you shall be sent to the extreme heat of a supernova where you will perish. I would do it myself, but you stink too much and I need to keep this mouth for striking fear into others, not stinking fear into them
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Wouldn't he just end up making the supernova smell really bad?
 
I guess but in space there's no air to smell so idk. Just kill the man already. Torture him however you please
 
K. We suppose feeding him to you won't do any favors. Since you look like something that can torture people, what are your suggestions?
 
Oo! Oo! Oo! Put him in a room with me! I can annoy him so much he'll want to tear his ears off!
... speaking of, I don't want to actually see that. Can you maybe stick his arms to his sides before that?
 
J-Yoshi64 said:
Oo! Oo! Oo! Put him in a room with me! I can annoy him so much he'll want to tear his ears off!
... speaking of, I don't want to actually see that. Can you maybe stick his arms to his sides before that?
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We don't want you hurt. We don't want ANYONE hurt. Except for the fat creature thing...

Glitchy said:
Minna miteite kure!
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Sorry, we can't! Too much stuff going on!
 
Mario Party Δ said:
Who?
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Obviously not her.

And as for the fat man, put him in a stretcher, stretch all the fat out of him. Then stand him up like a tree and prepare to chop his legs off so he'll go timber, after that, I'll plug my nose and slam him into the ground multiple times, and finally throw him into outer space where he shall die of suffocation if he didn't from shock already. Then take his body and throw him on the coldest planet.
 
Does it look like I care about some stupid teddy bear? I could easily destroy his home planet and kill his parents. That will teach him a lesson
 
-Gabby.EXE crashes in-

Hi guys. I could kill Wario for ya! -Swords come out of nowhere and land in her hands-
 
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