What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because it's apparent that you lack pants.

 

[princessofalicorns]

Hardly any of my friends wear clothes at all.

 

[Mintiously]

I vould be scar- Whoops, forgot I changed themes.


...Are you a real soldier?

 

[Magikrazy]

HERRO EVERYNYAN!

im just a cat not a soldier

 

[Mintiously]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MEOWTH.

 

[princessofalicorns]

You're... a soldier...? It's been a long time since I've seen one of those... wait... It's happening again! I - I suggest you RuN fOr YoUr LiFe BeFoRe I kIlL yOu!

 

[Mintiously]

[me=Female Soldier]takes ten steps back and fires her rocket launcher.[/me]

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Pfft, a Rocket Launcher, what is that compared to a black hole?

 

[YuruNex]

Chu Chu. (Or a massive thunderstorm.)

 

[Magikrazy]

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, MEOWTH.

...

DO YOU SEE A GOLD COIN OR ANY PIECE OF JEWELRY ATOP MY FOREHEAD?

I AM AN ORDINARY CAT! NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS!

 

[Mintiously]

YOU AREN'T NORMAL!

 

[Magikrazy]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M NOT A REAL CAT?!

DO I APPEAR TO BE A FAKE CAT TO YOU??!

 

[Mintiously]

YES.

 

[Magikrazy]

BUT IF I'M NOT A CAT, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY I AM?

 

[Mintiously]

Alright, calm down....

You don't look like most cats.

(Like your sig, Magikrazy.)

 

[YuruNex]

Pi? (The fuck's a sig?) ((I do actually know what one is, but I'm near certain that they don't exist to our avatars. Like mine, for instance.))

 

[Mintiously]

Um, I don't understand Pokemon.

 

[Magikrazy]

Alright, calm down....

You don't look like most cats.

(Like your sig, Magikrazy.)

Well to tell you the truth, I'm Santa Claus.

(Thanks, Gab. You picked a good Anton quote)

 

[YuruNex]

Chu. (Well that pun opportunity was missed.)

((Also, I had that quote in my sig before Gabby did.))

 

[princessofalicorns]

You are even cuter than, uh, something really cute.

AnD wHeRe Is ThAt SoLdIeR?

 

[Mintiously]

Alright, calm down....

You don't look like most cats.

(Like your sig, Magikrazy.)

Well to tell you the truth, I'm Santa Claus.

(Thanks, Gab. You picked a good Anton quote)

Chu. (Well that pun opportunity was missed.)

((Also, I had that quote in my sig before Gabby did.))

(It was kinda funny, so...)
Wait, you're SANTA?!

And SOMEONE HIDE ME!

 

[princessofalicorns]

You need... to... get... AwAy...

 

[Mintiously]

-STARTS SPRINTING-

 

[princessofalicorns]

*Fliqpy also starts sprinting*

 

[YuruNex]

[me=Pikachu]sits back and eats popcorn.[/me]