What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Princess Céline]

You seem to be having fun with your Switch.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Are you looking me? Stop looking at me.

 

[Koops]

Why are you not made of paper or card-board like your surroundings?

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Don't know. Why are you wearing Luigi's clothes, Peach?

 

[Koops]

Because Luigi wore mine. I had to return the favor in some way.

 

[Kerrigan]

Peach...why are you me?

 

[Koops]

Because... You are me! Earth-shattering revelation am I right?

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Roar (not really)

 

[Princess Céline]

Do you mind playing some Bob-Omb Blast?

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Roar! (Sure! (I won't lose with my special ability to control other creatures))

 

[Koops]

Hey, control me, like that, we both win!

 

[Princess Céline]

When in doubt, C4!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm not accustomed to defeating so many mooks in a short setting. What's your secret?

 

[Koops]

Hey, dude, put that scary thing off my sight. It has that blasty feel.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You're holding bombs and you even had the birds to pull off a "I'll blow myself up" stunt in front of Wendy Koopa though...

 

[Koops]

Yes, but this technology surpasses everything I expected from a scary thing.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Sure, I suppose explaining about it is a bit... complicated! But it's for you, princess. In fact, I think there's one tailor-made for you too!

 

[Kerrigan]

M-Mario? What are you doing with that thing...

 

[Princess Céline]

Are you watching videos of yourself winning by doing absolutely nothing?

 

[Kerrigan]

No, I'm playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as myself.

 

[Princess Céline]

Are you giving people the death stare?

 

[Kerrigan]

I haven't had any good chances to yet.

 

[Princess Céline]

Have you battled inside your mansion?

 

[Kerrigan]

Yup, a few times actually.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

Are you winning any Mario Kart 8 Deluxe race tracks without doing anything? (by using the local resources)