What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Have you heard of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
 
Is there a reason you look so much like the princess?
 
Nope. I don't look like her except I have blonde hair.
 
Is there anything in the world that made want to slay vampires?
 
Why need arrows when you can shoot a gun?
 
I don't like going into that kind of stuff, but what is evil and can you measure it?
 
Evil takes the form of a terrific beast the hylians once called Calamity Ganon. Its power can consume you, and it changes its size, thus rendering it unmeasurable. Or at least that's what Zelda told me, here in the mushroom kingdom, evil takes the form of a fat plumber with a german voice and a pointy mustache and nose, and its ass is capable of bringing explosion to the very ground we are standing on! He has an upside down "M" on his cap, and he looks just like you, even though he's totally different.
 
Plumber Peach said:
Here in the mushroom kingdom, evil takes the form of a fat plumber with a german voice and a pointy mustache and nose, and its ass is capable of bringing explosion to the very ground we are standing on!

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Like this?
 
What is it with you and wanting to meet Daisy, anyway?

(my avatar is a representation of me online so I guess I'm just being me)
 
It's actually a J, but the picture had it out of the shot.
 
It always annoys me when people ask that because I'm not. I may look like him, but I'm a completely different person entirely, with a completely different personality.

Princess Zelda said:
Are your shoes still brown?

Yup.
 
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