What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Great, because we don't really take well to people who like to torture spiders here in my parlor.
 
I don't torture spiders I'm nice, right? I mean seriously who want to that and have a hoard of them taking their revenge on you, HUH?
 
My teeth conditions don't allow me to chew on the crunchy surface of an apple, so I guess that's about 1/8,000,000,000 chance of your apple not getting eaten.
 
stare
just stare deep into the soul
and probably get stared back because weird mario is not a normal

And then gladly ask for tea in a regular mario voice
 
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