What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Occasionally Returns]

Great, because we don't really take well to people who like to torture spiders here in my parlor.

 

[Koops]

I don't torture spiders I'm nice, right? I mean seriously who want to that and have a hoard of them taking their revenge on you, HUH?

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Do you always where a shell like that?

 

[Koops]

Only when you see me like this at least.

 

[Mister Apple]

My one gets eaten.

 

[Koops]

My teeth conditions don't allow me to chew on the crunchy surface of an apple, so I guess that's about 1/8,000,000,000 chance of your apple not getting eaten.

 

[Princess Céline]

Would this user approve of meeting TP Zelda?

 

[Mister Apple]

My one gets eaten.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Looks tasty. Sorry, I'm hungry.

 

[Mister Apple]

My one gets eaten.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

You have more?

 

[Occasionally Returns]

I have more. I'm selling them for the cheap price of 400G.

 

[Julia-BM]

Hey Muffet, wanna to try some of my household's tea?

 

[zel]

stare
just stare deep into the soul
and probably get stared back because weird mario is not a normal

And then gladly ask for tea in a regular mario voice

 

[Mintiously]

Mama mia... What-a happened to you, Mario?

 

[Julia-BM]

Nice of the princess to invite you and Mario over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

 

[Mintiously]

I hope she made us lotsa spaghetti!

 

[Lily]

haha funie mem

 

[LED42]

Welcome to my world

 

[Lily]

oh no...
How do I leave?

 

[Julia-BM]

You look like a bootleg Goofy the Dog (The Rango Broodal profile picture)

 

[Mintiously]

Eh... uhm... uh..W-Who are you?

 

[Julia-BM]

Don't worry, I'm not a Boo! I'm just some Mario Golf 64/GBC/Advance Tour reject!

 

[LED42]

Can a human survive a transformation from normal to pixelated? [size=1pt]Because I am a robot

 

[Mintiously]

Mama mia, a Goomba!