Considering you work at a park with actual dinosaurs, and most people think they're extinct, I can't believe you actually met a dinosaur on Mario Boards.
"Hrrrrrrrrrm?!? Why hello Mr. Sparkly creature man, would you like to buy one of Tingle's marvelous treasure maps of mystery and adventure? Only 40 rupees a pop and I assure that your journey will be splendor and JOY!"