What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Well, there are soldiers on the battle field, go eat them
 
Eep, still not deep enough.

You know what, I think I'll just remove it.

*removes*

Here's your dagger back, please go that way, and kill some soldiers over there. I'm old, I've got age spots. They're young, tender, nice to eat. Go feast on them.
 
Playing hard to get. I like that. Try not to shoot your eye out. Spoils the taste of the brain, you know.
 
Yes, Captain Price, please do. Show him how loyal you are.
 
The End said:
Ok then!

*turns to captain price*

Shoot my left eye. Shoot it, shoot it now.

Alright,if you say so mate.

*shoots eye out*
 
Hey now, this is just the beginning. Enjoy your remaining sight while you can.
 
Don't worry, I'll have one of my magical friends over there whip me up a proper eye. And perhaps shit flavoured skin, so you won't be tempted to eat me.
 
As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.
 
Mario4Ever said:
As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.

are you sure she wasn't saying "go rock climbing" instead of "eat shit flavoured skin"
 
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What the hell is this thing? Is that white half moon shape covering the majority of your jaw your mouth, or your fur colour?
 
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