What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Mario4Ever]

We're separated by the lamps at the moment because of metal-bending girl over there. You roundhouse kicked one of those. Good try, though.

 

[Specific Neptune]

*Lifts the metal binding and throws it out of the window, causing much destruction, and walks up to you*

You were saying?

 

[Mario4Ever]

My, you're an ugly one. *breaks your nose*

 

[Shyghoul]

*walks in*

What is this fight about?

 

[Lolcrawler]

But, I used rain dance, wish kept me moist enough to survive.

 

[YuruNex]

*walks in*

What is this fight about?

I don't know, but it's damned amusing. *munches popcorn*

 

[Mario4Ever]

Swordsmen? This day just keeps getting better.

 

[Specific Neptune]

*grabs your nose and rips it off*

You're uglier than me now, at least mine will heal!

 

[Shyghoul]

Whoa there, what cause have you to rip her nose off?

 

[Mario4Ever]

*grabs your nose and rips it off*

You're uglier than me now, at least mine will heal!

*your mother collapses, noseless, to the ground*

Oh yeah, by the way, I brought your mother here, since I assumed something like this would happen. Does she know your show is scripted?

 

[YuruNex]

Whoa there, what cause have you to rip her nose off?

Nobody nose!

 

[Specific Neptune]

*grabs your nose and rips it off*

You're uglier than me now, at least mine will heal!

*your mother collapses, noseless, to the ground*

Oh yeah, by the way, I brought your mother here, since I assumed something like this would happen. Does she know your show is scripted?

My mother is dead. Are you missing your nose, by the way?

 

[Recon-Seven]

*popped out of nowhere, crying loudly*
WAAAHAHAHAAHAAHH!

 

[Mario4Ever]

*grabs your nose and rips it off*

You're uglier than me now, at least mine will heal!

*your mother collapses, noseless, to the ground*

Oh yeah, by the way, I brought your mother here, since I assumed something like this would happen. Does she know your show is scripted?

My mother is dead. Are you missing your nose, by the way?

No, the only noses missing are yours and that corpse's on the ground there.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You're delusional. Must be from the blood loss.

 

[Shyghoul]

Whoa there, what cause have you to rip her nose off?

Nobody nose!

Heh.

Though really I must insist that both of you stop this unnecessary bloodshed now.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

In exactly one minute, that pendulum will cut you in half. If you want to be saved, I want you to find the key buried in the stomach of the man in front of you.

 

[Mario4Ever]

You're delusional. Must be from the blood loss.

You're delusional. Must be from the brain loss. *pulls out a gun and shoots you between the eyes, knowing full well that it won't kill you*

 

[Specific Neptune]

You're delusional. Must be from the blood loss.

You're delusional. Must be from the brain loss. *pulls out a gun and shoots you between the eyes, knowing full well that it won't kill you*

*simply looks around at everyone else, then looks back at you*

You missed.

 

[Lolcrawler]

I use water shuriken on the thermometer, causing it to get devastatingly cold.

 

[User4042]

[me=Galacta Knight]sends huge tornado thing at you[/me]

 

[Shyghoul]

ENOUGH OF THIS FIGHTING, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STOP.

 

[Specific Neptune]

ONLY I GET TO YELL IN MY COURTROOM

 

[Shyghoul]

Well then stop the fighting if this is your courtroom.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I would, but I kick ass in this courtroom.